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wdparker

23 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Listen I know I screwed up in the creative user name department. I'm perfectly aware of that.

i dont know what im doin here. I'm just a person like you who lies for expiriential stuff.

Standup comic. Art advertiser. intern at an ad agency.

geeze what else do you want to know ....I'm an idealist as much as it pains me to say. I play guitar regularly. That's not cliche right?
Always looking for an excuse to wear a suit.
I'm a Compulsive writer.
I love Calvin and Hobbes more then anything.
What I’m doing with my life
I stare at the mirror and ask myself that every morning.
I’m really good at
Sonic the hedgehog
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books-Kurt Vonnegut, Voltaire, Biographies, Ram Dass, Y: The Last Man, Calvin and Hobbes, DMZ, Surogates, Anything Hellboy/ B.P.R.D related, Robert Crumb, Gommorah, William S burroughs, Niel Gaiman, Jack Keuroac, David Sedaris, David Foster Wallace, Niel Gaiman, Death of Bunny Munroe

Shows-SIX FEET UNDER! madmen, deadwood, Louie, Daily Show/Colbert, Real Time, Wilfred, Stella, Michael and Michael have issues, Twin Peaks, Twilight Zone, Whitest Kids you Know, Curb your Enthusiasm, The Increasingly poor decisions of Todd Margaret, 30 Rock, Seinfield, old school Simpsons, Animaniacs, columbo, breaking bad, orange is the new Black, weeds

Movies- Back to The Future, Eraser Head, American Beauty, holy motors, elegy, broadway danny rose, midnight in paris, hobo with a shotgun,Majority of Kevin Smith movies, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Killer Clowns from Outerspace, Religulous, , Blue Velvet, The Fly, Repo man (the 1980's one) Manhattan, Annie Hall, Abbot and Costello movies,

Music - pussy riot
The six things I could never do without
Netflix, Pandora, Iphone, earth wind and fire
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cynical stuff, things that are wrong with the world. Maybe if I spent as much time thinking of a solution then the actual problem I could be some kind of historical activist.
On a typical Friday night I am
Engaged in suspicious activities. Or at a comedy club. They go hand in hand alot
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Step out of your comfort zone!