This girl is a complete mystery. One time she walked into my house at 4:30 in the morning, came into my bedroom while I was asleep, and kicked me square in the balls. She left without saying a word.

He is probably going to kill me for giving him this award but oh well. We are BFF IRL. It is like totally awesome! In all seriousness he is one of the few people I know who will stick by you through thick and thin. He is definitely not a fair weather friend.

This woman is beautiful. If you can't see it you need glasses.

I totally do not understand Zander. He is a mystery wrapped within an enigma. OOOooohh!!

Ryan has a heart of gold. He is such a complete sweet heart!

JustDucky9 is a total sweet heart! Any of you would be incredibly lucky to be the object of her affection. She is a great friend with a big heart.

She has it all! She is smart, funny, loves video games, and guess what? She is attractive to boot! Not just attractive but beautiful.

He and I are friends IRL. I've known him for about 9 years. He is a great guy. Good in bed too! ;)

Do I REALLY need to explain why Karrie deserves the eye candy award? If I do you must be blind. If you're blind though how are you using the internet? Regardless she is gorgeous, funny, and into blow job rape apparently. What isn't there to love about her?

What isn't to like? She offered to let me borrow her dad because I am dadless. Plus she has teeth and two eyes. She has it all!