I am awesome, totally, and completely.
My Self-Summary
I am probably the most horrible person at filling out the "About
Me" section. First things first... I'm a thick girl. That's not
everyone's cup of tea, I know. Just putting it out there and being
honest. I love learning new things, and seeing new places. I love
road trips and believe that everyone should take one to a random
destination in their lifetime. I haven't taken mine yet, but I
will. I'm addicted to Food Network and the Travel channel. I love
to read and play games . Which is not necessarily always a great
thing. I'm very much the type of person to have to finish what I
start. I'm horrible at putting down a good book or walking away
from an unfinished game of any kind. I'm currently learning to play
chess, and I'm afraid that particular habit is going to stick. I
believe that rainy days were made for ordering take out and
watching movies in your pajamas all day. I think the worst thing
about filling out the "About Me" section is the amount of times
I've already said "I". I suppose I could refer to myself in the
third person but that might be creepy...
What I’m doing with my life
As of right now I'm trying to decide what I want to go to school
for. I'm leaning towards becoming an art teacher, but I love to
cook so I may go to culinary school. I'm not sure just yet.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. At me or with me. I am extremely clumsy. So if
you're laughing and it's not at something I've said, I probably
fell down some stairs. I'm also good at making up silly songs.
Breaking out in to random dancing. Saying what's on my mind and
making people giggle. Yes, giggle. I could probably make even the
manliest of men giggle.
I'm also really good at cooking, especially baking.
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically... probably my eyes. Otherwise, maybe my laugh. I laugh
a lot.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I read a whole lot. A lot of fiction stuff... Palahniuk, Stephen
King, Hunter S. Thompson, Chbosky. And whatever else I can get my
hands on to really.
I love horror movies (obviously you know that if you've gotten this
far). Blood and gore, psychological mess with your head kinda
movies... whatever it is I'd probably enjoy it. Comedy and
action/adventure come in close behind. I'm not a huge fan of chick
flick kinda movies... with the exception of Elizabethtown. I don't
watch a lot of television, but Metalocalypse is probably the
greatest show ever created.
Music wise I like to think I'm pretty open-minded. I do typically
enjoy rock more than anything else. Anything from acoustic/folky
type stuff to metal. I'm a big fan of blues. All country isn't
terrible. I have a hard time getting in to rap music, but every
once in a while I hear something that's pretty catchy.
Mexican food is my current favorite. But I like trying new things.
Or just having a cheeseburger. I'm not super picky.
The six things I could never do without
Indoor Plumbing
A toothbrush/toothpaste (I'm counting them as one since they're
pretty useless without each other)
A good book or ten
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The best way to avoid falling down stairs. School, life, world
domination.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for non-typical things to do. Or just playing pool with
friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am really awful at whistling.
You should message me if
You have a decent sense of humor. And, obviously, if you like big
girls.
You should NOT message me if you're just looking for a hook
up/friends with benefits kinda thing. I'm not at all interested in
having that kind of relationship.