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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:51pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), LISP (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Intelligent. Self-aware. A little bit idealistic.

I'm consistently looking for more efficient ways to waste time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing Death Metal guitar in my room.

Watching too much Netflix.

Ignoring my research.

Rewriting my OKCupid profile.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation, witty reparté, calming people the fuck down, writing, writing software, playing guitar, running, enjoying myself no matter where I am or what's going on.

My friends and family often come to me for advice or support--I'm cheaper than therapy and I'm probably more mentally stable than your therapist. Probably.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dress nicer than the typical metalhead and worse than the typical yuppie. I'll probably look you in the eyes and smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Remember when you were 15, and you were hanging out with that weird kid on the bus, and he played some music for you that was loud, grating and seemingly cacophonous? That was probably my favorite song. To wit: Technical Death Metal, Mathcore, Meshuggah, Dethklok, Tool, Nine Inch Nails. Also, any metal with a violin, especially Ne Obliviscaris and Subrosa.

Plus Musical Theater. I'm deep.

Horror or anything that's dark, witty, and/or imaginative. Some more recent examples: Primer, Sinister, Scott Pilgrim, Moonrise Kingdom, The Innkeepers.

I'm pissed Joss Whedon is doing superhero stuff now 'cause Buffy, Angel, Firefly made a good surrogate life for me. Lately, Game of Thrones, Silicon Valley, John Oliver and American Dad!

I eat things that are edible. I'd rather eat something different every meal, and Denver is willing and able to oblige.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Metal music.
A guitar.
Friends to play metal music with.
My laptop.
An abundance of words to aid me in my circumlocution.
The crazy people that keep life interesting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can answer this question. Gave up and went to bed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I spend a lot of time hanging out with friends around food and alcohol. Pretty much rather have a good conversation than attempt any sort of meaningful action in life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've written apocalyptic fiction and I think it's better than anyone else's.

I like dogs and horses better than people and, in all likelihood, your dog will like me better than you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to play mini-golf.

Or drink mimosas on a Sunday.

Or hang out and make fun of bad horror movies on Netflix.