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wearethefew

25 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:34pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Black, Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
NOTE: IN TAMPA UNTIL 10/17!

I'm a citizen of the World, a cosmopolitan adventurer, an addict of metropolis.

I make no claim to being the second coming of Beau Brummel. I only want to look my best at all times and surround myself with beautiful things & beautiful people. Wherever there are strange things afoot, it's likely I'm involved in some way. If you've read something of mine, it's secretly an incantation to summon something cthonic within you. Did you show up to something I've helped put together? Then, I apologize for those dreams you've been having on and off. I also think I may owe Bacchus and Jesus money, but that's neither here nor there.

I'm a political fellow, interested in the politics of everyday life and its various theoretical applications. I believe that, just as in life, politics should be passionate, adventurous and well-informed. I try to create a better world, a beautiful fable for everyone free of the many worries of the various dangers inherent in our world society.

I consider myself a renaissance man/polymath and a dandy-bohemian slightly-anachronistic sort. I've got a bit of an ego, but I do try to keep it in check. I'm someone who has their heart in the present, mind in the future, and soul in the past. I'm a metaphysical time-traveling raconteur, powered by Tesla coils and condensed milk.

If I have to, I will die for what I believe in and fight to the death for it. I'm a fiery sort of chap, in case you haven't noticed, with an eccentric gait and a mischievous glare. I specialize in impressive facial hair, impromptu poetry, horrible yet witty puns, situations involving large amounts of luck, charismatic speeches, bouts of fisticuffs, long-term large projects and humanly-impossible facial expressions.

I try my best to be something between a modern day alchemist (turning all lead into gold), a reincarnation of Lord Byron (keep me away from Greece), and Your Resident Baron Samedi (I'm what was used to spike your punch at the party). I am a living myth, a player character wanting to make sure you'll never feel like a NPC ever again. Together, we can build a new world out of the ruins of the old full of wonder and adventure.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm excelling in being ridiculous. I also perform vaudeville and spoken word with a mime cohort, am working on filming soon a documentary on polytheism and magical practices in the USA, writing a poetry book based on the major arcana of the tarot, run nerdy conventions and subcultural/fandom organizations, and other nonsense while stalling on getting my degree in Political Science/History. Also, lately, involved with translating anarchist political texts into Spanish, delving head-first into the underground magic community and doing radical political actions, along with agitating for Young Fandom amongst the
"Greybeards" of SF/F.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The impossible or at least I think so. I'm also really good at this self-confidence thing.

Don't worry, I'm also really good at being self-aware.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Oh, the shoulder-length curly Spanish hair. I like to think it's sexy, though sometimes it has the propensity to poof up. Well, that was until I cut it. Praise the sun and all that, but I'm a child of Diana, the moon is my harsh mistress. As such, the heat meant my hair had to go...for now.

Probably also my facial expressions and the outfits I wear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm just going to list a randomized 10 for each!

Authors: Oscar Wilde, J.R.R Tolkien, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, William Shakespeare, Alexander Dumas, Grant Morrison, George R.R Martin, Brett Easton Ellis, Mary Shelley.

Music: Lana Del Rey, Janelle Monae, Tom Waits, The Clash, Wu-Tang Clan, Kanye West, Milo, Chance the Rapper, Bjork, Agalloch.

Movies: Casablanca, Fritz Lang's Metropolis, Barry Lyndon, Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters, Moon, Bunraku, The Importance of Being Earnest, The Raid: Redemption/The Raid II, Quills, Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai.

Television: Firefly, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Kings, Boardwalk Empire, Rome, Black Mirror, Cosmos (original), Ghost in the Shell.

Video Games: Dragon Age: Origins, Fallout: New Vegas, Myth II: Soulblighter, The Elder Scrolls Series, Rise of Nations, Crusader Kings II, Bioshock Infinite, Dishonored, Max Payne Series, Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines.

Tabletop RPGs: World of Darkness (Old & New), Scion, Warhammer 40k, Pendragon, Victoriana, Adventure!, Aberrant, Shadowrun, A Song of Ice and Fire, Pathfinder.

Food: Exotic and new dishes! I'm also somewhat of a foodie. What's the most exciting dish you've ever had?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Disce quasi semper victurus vive quasi cras moriturus.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything, even you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Carousing, whether it be at the theater or at a party. Who knows?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Just ask and you'll know. Frank honesty, full consent, and open communication are part of my honor code. Not really a secret, but I'm also poly! You can ask me whatever about that, though I fall more into the category of relationship anarchy. I'm also involved in the kink community.
You should message me if
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You've lost your mind or you're ready for danger.

Whichever. Ask me anything.

If you have something exciting to show me in Austin or are visiting, definitely message me!