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26 M Harrisonburg, VA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism, and very serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Please read my entire self-summary so you know what you'd be getting yourself into. Thank you.

I'm logical yet emotional, skeptical, a compassionate misanthrope (I'm genuinely concerned and do care about the lives of decent innocent human beings, particularly children, but the vast majority of people in this world sicken me and don't deserve my respect or concern.), sarcastic, cynical, pessimistic, realistic, introverted but sociable around like-minded people, loving/protective of those I care about, comical (Yes believe it or not I have a very strong sense of humor.), perverted, profane, vulgar, morbid, politically incorrect, brutally honest, intense, uncompromising when it comes to my beliefs, have an anxiety disorder (I'm upfront about this because I'm not ashamed of it and just want to be open and honest about it. Also I take medication for it and it helps a great deal.), a non-smoker, non-drinker, non-drug user (But I'm fine with people who drink, smoke cigarettes and/or weed. Hallucinogens?... I'm uncertain how I feel about them. If you do hard drugs though I'll almost certainly despise you.), a metalhead, and a lyricist/vocalist. Could write more but I think this is a good enough summary. Want to know anything else just ask.

Political views: anti-racism, anti-sexism, anti-homophobia, anti religious (If you believe every man, woman and child who doesn't share your religious beliefs is going to burn in hell for all eternity when they die you are a self-righteous vile person for having such evil beliefs and I want absolutely nothing to fucking do with any people who hold such depraved beliefs!) anti-creationism, anti-conformist (I'd rather have everyone hate me for who I truly am than love me who I am not! I will not change who I am and my deeply held beliefs for you or anyone!), pro-free speech/anti-censorship, anti-political correctness, anti-Capitalism/pro-Socialism, anti-Corporatocracy aka what America truly is now, anti-materialism, anti-hard drugs (Weed is not a hard drug.), pro-feminism (But all you hard-line politically correct feminists who can't take a fucking joke about anything are just a bunch of annoying cunts!), pro-sexual freedom (As long as everything is consensual between all parties involved then go for it and have fun!), pro-legalization of marijuana (I don't indulge in it anymore but more power to all those who choose to do so.), pro-choice, pro-birth control/contraception, pro-gay marriage, pro-amnesty, pro-separation of church and state, pro-scientific/medical advancement, pro-medicaid/medicare, pro-social security, pro-welfare, pro-food stamps, pro-assisted suicide, pro-death penalty, our "justice" system is beyond corrupt and broken and needs serious reform, and gun rights and war are very grey issues for me. Anything else you want to know feel free to ask.

My main interests: Music/concerts/being in a metal band eventually, good conversation (Whether it be intellectual, political, comical, deep, etc), movies/tv shows, stand-up comedy, sports, and sex (I'm not a promiscuous person but yes I very much enjoy sex. Who the hell doesn't?)
What I’m doing with my life
I don't actually live in Harrisonburg yet. I'm going to start job hunting soon and hope to be living there by August or September.

What I ultimately want to do is be the vocalist/screamer in a metal band. I know I won't make a living doing that but metal is my passion and that's what I really want to do in my spare time. You can think I'm weird/disturbed for my dream to be wanting to scream in a metal band. That's fine. Very very few people understand. And my passion is actually writing lyrics and I can't sing so that leaves screaming. I like screaming anyway since my lyrics are dark and angry. And unlike most other metal screamers/vocalists you can actually understand what I'm saying. If you can't understand what I have to say I don't see the point.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I'm speaking? My brutal fucking honesty. If someone just sees me? That I have a metal band shirt on. That's all I wear and they're all black. Yeah... I'm that guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite music is heavy metal by far and that's what I listen to most of the time but I like a lot of different types of music.

My favorite metal bands: Lamb Of God, Pantera, Machine Head, Fear Factory, Divine Heresy, Devildriver, Chimaira, Dethklok, Soilwork, Disarmonia Mundi, In Flames, Dark Tranquillity, Scar Symmetry, Solution .45, Amon Amarth, Arch Enemy, Opeth, Volbeat, Ghost, Slayer, Metallica, Megadeth, Testament, Kreator, Death Angel, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Ozzy, Black Sabbath WITH Ozzy, Mechina, Mors Principium Est, Cipher System, Mutiny Within, Kryoburn, Sybreed, Breach The Void, Illidiance, Seven, Children Of Bodom, Fear Of Domination, Fear My Thoughts, Scar The Martyr, Eluveitie, Behemoth, Meshuggah, Kataklysm, Witchery, Be'lakor, Heaven Shall Burn, Threat Signal, Silent Descent, Blood Stain Child, Dead By April, Trivium, All That Remains, Five Finger Death Punch, Avenged Sevenfold, Rotting Christ, Dimmu Borgir, Dragonlord, Dissection, Old Man's Child, Chthonic, Moonspell, Cradle Of Filth, Type O Negative, Korn, Linkin Park, Coal Chamber, Ill Nino, 40 Below Summer, Deftones, Slipknot, Stone Sour, Staind, Flaw, Orgy, Dope, Mushroomhead, Mudvayne, Stuck Mojo, Disturbed, Sevendust, Godsmack, Spineshank, Marilyn Manson, Rob/White Zombie, Rammstein, Static-X, and the list just goes on...

Some other artists/bands I like are: Maroon 5, One Republic, Bruno Mars, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, t.A.t.U, Basshunter, Blaqk Audio, AFI, CKY, Elton John, Phil Collins, Simon and Garfunkel, Pink Floyd, Rush, Van Halen, KISS, AC/DC, Queen, Michael Jackson, Prince, The Bee Gees (NOT their disco!), Usher, Ne-Yo, Lil Wayne, Bush, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Depeche Mode, R.E.M, The Killers, Greydon Square, Metric, Shiny Toy Guns, Savage Garden, Silversun Pickups, Rise Against, Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Cult Of Cadavers, Dawn Of Ashes, NIN, Enya, Lindsey Stirling and many others.

I love all types of movies. I like everything from horror, thriller, gore, drama, crime, action, comedy, romantic, war, western, sci-fi, fantasy, animated, anime, foreign, documentary, etc. I won't even attempt to make a list here because it would go on forever. My favorite movie of all time though is Braveheart.

My favorite tv shows are: Sons of Anarchy, Tyrant, American Horror Story, Game of Thrones, The Big Bang Theory, House, Nip/Tuck, Will & Grace, Everybody Loves Raymond, Reba, Roseanne, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, That 70's Show, Malcolm in the Middle, The Drew Carey Show, Seinfeld, Two and a Half Men (with Charlie Sheen!), The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Real Time with Bill Maher, Workaholics, Key & Peele, RENO 911!, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Chappelle's Show, South Park, Futurama, Tosh.0, Brickleberry, Daria, Tales From The Crypt, Metalocalypse, Squidbillies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, King of the Hill, Family Guy, American Dad, Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons, Beavis and Butt-head, and Dragon Ball Z/GT.

I like to watch stuff on History 2, Science Channel, National Geographic, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, etc. but only stuff that is actually educational and interesting and not their stupid fucking reality tv shows.


I'm also a HUGE fan of stand up comedy. A few favorites are George Carlin (RIP), Bill Maher, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Jim Jefferies, Daniel Tosh, Bo Burnham, Anthony Jeselnik, Jon Reep, Bill Hicks (RIP), Stephen Wright, Mitch Hedberg (RIP), Bill Burr, Lewis Black, John Oliver, Wyatt Cenac, Doug Stanhope, Joe Rogan, Jim Norton, Jeff Ross, Zach Galifianakis, Amy Schumer, Lisa Lampanelli, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor (RIP), Kevin Hart, and MANY more.

I'm a sports fan. I love football and basketball (Pro and college).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll admit anything. I'm brutally honest so feel free to ask away. Fair warning though you may not like what I have to say. Then again maybe you will. Only one way to find out.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
First off I'm talking to/sort of seeing someone right now so I'm only looking for friends.

You should message if...We're actually similar, share a lot of the same beliefs/points of view on things, have common interests and you're actually interested in becoming friends whether it be in person or like long-distance pen pals.

You should especially message me if you are looking or know someone who is looking for a screamer/vocalist to start/join a metal band.