I'm just your average working stiff. No flash just a "quizzyholic" as one look at the quizzes I've taken would show. I even wrote one little quizzy. If you'd like to take it you can click here--> Do You Know Your Love Songs? I would say it is my best one but it is actually my ONLY one!

I enjoy meeting and talking to people. My sister insists that I have a need to talk to everyone I meet. I personally believe that's inaccurate. More like people like to talk to me and I enjoy listening. Besides it's rude to walk away from someone while they are telling you his/her whole life story...even if you don't know them.

I am humorous, eccrentic, and punctual

By day I'm a mild mannered dental assistant, battling plaque in a flossless society. Eh....it pays the bills, sorta.

I also fancy myself as an artist. Probably more of a cartoonist than a classic or fine artist. My favorite character is Snevel Snail, an "any-snail" kinda guy who rides a skateboard. My portfolio consists of a variety of works, ranging from cartoons to paintings. You can check out my artwork by going to myartspace.com

I'd much prefer making my living as an artist but where you often hear the term "starving artist" you never hear "starving dental assistant" And I DO like to eat... So I'll continue "digging the ditch to earn the money to buy the gas to put in the car to drive me to work to dig the ditch..." till some millionaire sees my stuff and buys the whole lot. (not putting shovel down any time soon)

I'm also pretty active in my local church. It's a small country church were everyone is like family. When I'm not at work, drawing or at church I'm usually here online. (internet junkie alert!)

Two things I really love to do: Draw and make people laugh. No joke is too old to tell. The way I see it if the joke wasn't funny in the first place it never would have survived to a ripe old age. By the way, did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his friend in the woods? *snickering*

Anyway I'm usually cracking corny jokes, making bad puns and trying to keep the general mood of the place light. I hate drama.

Usually my Groucho Glasses & Nose. But I have been known to take them off at certain times...like at job interviews....weddings....funerals....drivers license photos....

BOOKS: Bible, mysteries, fantasy, humorous short stories, cook books, Reader's Digest, Guideposts, etc.

MOVIES: Star Wars (all of them), Lord of the Rings (all of them), Star Trek (all of them), Monty Python in Search of the Holy Grail, Blues Brothers, Blues Brothers 2000, Matrix, The 5th Element, Mel Brooks movies,old Cary Grant, Jimmy Stewart, John Wayne, Gary Cooper movies.

MUSIC: Gospel, Blues, Bluegrass, Rock & Roll, R & B, Soul, Country, Show Tunes, I'm not too wild about Rap or Opera.

FOOD: I'll eat almost anything that won't eat me first, except maybe liver.

1. Jesus
2. Oxygen
3. Water
4. Food
5. Clothes
6. Shelter

There are also a bunch of things that I may not need for survival but they could be thought of as necessary for happiness:
Love, laughter, curiosity, friends, family,art, music, chocolate, dogs, a really good cheeseburger.....

Oh my! My mind wanders around and thinks about everything. Lessee... chocolate, music, something funny that happened recently, food...Hey! There's a kitty!

I am usually here at home, and more often than not I'm playing around on the 'net.

Yeah, I'm a real party animal. ;-)

I'm not sure exactly how private it is but I am a huge fan of Weird Al Yankovic.

If you know why some men will spend money to put a muffler on their cars to make them sound as if they have no mufflers at all.

Or if you can tell me exactly how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Or even if you have a bee in your bonnet and just need to blow off steam.