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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-42
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 25
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Not at all
Other but it’s not important
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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A loner Dotty. A rebel.
What I’m doing with my life
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I run an awesome digital ad agency, seriously we're awesome, but no i cant fix your laptop, sorry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Space invaders deluxe. Im currently third best in the world and chasing the record. Thats right ladies, the line forms to the left please.

I also can work popular (but mostly offbeat) movie quotes into casual conversation like nobodys business. Even a hummingbird couldnt catch me at work.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have the longest, most luxurious eyelashes you ever did see on a man this rugged.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Chuck Palinhuik quotes adorn the walls of my office. American Psycho, Clockwork Orange, How To Win At Donkey Kong

Movies: Top 5 in an ever rotating, very volatile top 5 list in no order:
From Dusk Til Dawn, Goodfellas, Casino, Shaun Of The Dead and [rec] to be slightly obscure. 1000's more to mention, just ask

TV: Breaking bad is tops right now. Just discovered Portlandia (im late to the game) is the dream of the 90's really alive in Portland?

Food: I eat to live, don't live to eat. Have the palette of a 6 yr old.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about 6 things I CAN do without?
#1 - People who list "living laughing loving" in this section yech
#2 - People who quote inspirational quotes
#3 - Small talk
#4 - Remakes
#5 - Captchas - havent we evolved past "im not a robot?"
#6 - CBS news correspondant Maurice DuBois. I can't prove it but that guy is up to something. Mark my words. I have my eye on you Dubois!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The eventual zombie apocalypse, no really... a LOT of time is spent thinking about this. And not only since zombies have become oh so fashionable as of late. I believe i have figured it out and become king if the situation ever arises so get in on the ground floor ladies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
home... no comment
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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For some reason i REALLY like that band The Bird And The Bee, like really like them. Its not very manly but i mean have heard their Hall & Oates tribute cd? Come on!

Also one of my favorite foreign films is Amelie.
You should message me if
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You feel like chatting. You can point out any of the pop culture references ive strategically placed throughout this profile.