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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–42
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 23
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Other, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t want kids
Dislikes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A loner Dotty. A rebel.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I run an awesome digital ad agency, seriously we're awesome, but no i cant fix your laptop, sorry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Space invaders deluxe. Im currently third best in the world and chasing the record. Thats right ladies, the line forms to the left please.

I also can work popular (but mostly offbeat) movie quotes into casual conversation like nobodys business. Even a hummingbird couldnt catch me at work.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have the longest, most luxurious eyelashes you ever did see on a man this rugged.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Chuck Palinhuik quotes adorn the walls of my office. American Psycho, Clockwork Orange, How To Win At Donkey Kong

Movies: Top 5 in an ever rotating, very volatile top 5 list in no order:
From Dusk Til Dawn, Goodfellas, Casino, Shaun Of The Dead and [rec] to be slightly obscure. 1000's more to mention, just ask

TV: Breaking bad is tops right now. Just discovered Portlandia (im late to the game) is the dream of the 90's really alive in Portland?

Food: I eat to live, don't live to eat. Have the palette of a 6 yr old.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about 6 things I CAN do without?
#1 - People who list "living laughing loving" in this section yech
#2 - People who quote inspirational quotes
#3 - Small talk
#4 - Remakes
#5 - Captchas - havent we evolved past "im not a robot?"
#6 - CBS news correspondant Maurice DuBois. I can't prove it but that guy is up to something. Mark my words. I have my eye on you Dubois!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The eventual zombie apocalypse, no really... a LOT of time is spent thinking about this. And not only since zombies have become oh so fashionable as of late. I believe i have figured it out and become king if the situation ever arises so get in on the ground floor ladies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
home... no comment
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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For some reason i REALLY like that band The Bird And The Bee, like really like them. Its not very manly but i mean have heard their Hall & Oates tribute cd? Come on!

Also one of my favorite foreign films is Amelie.
You should message me if
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You feel like chatting. You can point out any of the pop culture references ive strategically placed throughout this profile.