A loner Dotty. A rebel.

I run an awesome digital ad agency, seriously we're awesome, but no i cant fix your laptop, sorry.

Space invaders deluxe. Im currently third best in the world and chasing the record. Thats right ladies, the line forms to the left please.

I also can work popular (but mostly offbeat) movie quotes into casual conversation like nobodys business. Even a hummingbird couldnt catch me at work.

Ive been told i am ninja-like so i tend to sneak up on people (totally unintentional) so people tend to have to take me all in at once via surprise. Other than that, the girl i just asked said bone structure and voice, hooray?

Books: Chuck Palinhuik quotes adorn the walls of my office. American Psycho, Clockwork Orange, How To Win At Donkey Kong

Movies: Top 5 in an ever rotating, very volatile top 5 list in no order:
From Dusk Til Dawn, Goodfellas, Casino, Shaun Of The Dead and [rec] to be slightly obscure. 1000's more to mention, just ask

TV: Breaking bad is tops right now. Just discovered Portlandia (im late to the game) is the dream of the 90's really alive in Portland?

Food: I eat to live, don't live to eat. Have the palette of a 6 yr old.

How about 6 things I CAN do without?
#1 - People who list "living laughing loving" in this section yech
#2 - People who quote inspirational quotes
#3 - Small talk
#4 - Remakes
#5 - Captchas - havent we evolved past "im not a robot?"
#6 - CBS news correspondant Maurice DuBois. I can't prove it but that guy is up to something. Mark my words. I have my eye on you Dubois!

The eventual zombie apocalypse, no really... a LOT of time is spent thinking about this. And not only since zombies have become oh so fashionable as of late.

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For some reason i REALLY like that band The Bird And The Bee, like really like them. Its not very manly but i mean have heard their Hall & Oates tribute cd? Come on!

You feel like chatting. You can point out any of the pop culture references ive strategically placed throughout this profile.