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webwig

37 F Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
NOTE: I should probably make it clear right off the bat that I am going to be out of town for the entire summer and unable to meet anyone. I'll also be unlikely to reply during this time. I'll be back in October. And now, back to your regularly scheduled profile...

Maybe I shouldn't have gotten stoned before writing this, because now all I can think about is how much I like ginger snaps. And cheesy horror movies. Or just cheesy movies in general. And cheese...
What was I talking about?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I used to be this geeky web programmer, but then one day I decided to follow my childhood dreams so I quit the 9 to 5 and started working on them. When I was little I only dreamed of being a writer. And maybe She-Ra. But now my dreams have expanded to include working with animals, producing shows, rolling around in the desert with a can of PBR, and taking over the world with my amazing sax and (trom)bone pop duo. Oh, did I forget to mention that I'm a rockstar?I mean, that's what my mom tells me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
roller skating
killing zombies with nothing more than an XBOX controller
creating strange and often creepy hair accessories
playing saxophone (well, I may not be very good, but I look good doing it and that's the whole point of being a musician, isn't it?)
writing erotica
making tea - seriously, you should try my tea. I've got mad tea skillz..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My pink saxophone. Or my pink bangs. I also have really messy dreadlocks that often get a lot of attention and sometimes make people think I'm a hippie - and I guess I am into conserving and some of those other hippie ideals - but I don't participate in drum circles and I do occasionally shower. No, I don't wash my hair, but I have been known to use soap. Hippie soap, but soap nonetheless.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Is everyone else as bored with this section as I am? It just turns into lists of bullshit bands, books, and movies that people list to try to seem intellectual or cool in some way. Either that, or it's just a masturbatory chance to create a giant list of ALL THE THINGS I LOOOVVVVEEE.

Let me give you the shortest possible answer for this section. We can get into more detail on our first date, if it's that important to you.

I read books that teach me things, and wish I had more time to read zombie apocalypse novels. I watch horror movies and comedies. I love Madonna, Lady Gaga, 80s pop, jazz, and embarrassingly poppy punk rock. I'm a vegetarian and love comfort food.

There. Done.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My nipples.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
In no particular order...

My dog.
The song Call Me Maybe.
My husband. Yup, I'm one of those poly chicks your mom warned you about.
Sex and relationships.
My friends.
My band and what hilarious stunt we're going to pull next.
Tea.
Shows I want to produce.
Starting that project I keep meaning to start.
Coats. Yeah, I love coats. It's weird.
Burning Man and related things because, yeah, it's a cult and it kind of takes over your life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a burlesque show. Or maybe crashing a karaoke bar or party with my bandmate and my pink saxophone, Floyd. Or drinking champagne around a campfire with a straw, because I'm classy and I love straws. Snuggling my dog and watching old sitcoms and cheesy horror movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a thumb that looks like a toe. Just one. I mean, I have two thumbs, but only one of them looks like a toe. I have a toe thumb.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Let's just get this out of the way right now, you should only message me if you're not looking for monogamy.
I'm currently in a committed, honest, nonmonogamous relationship with a partner I love very much. I'm not looking for the next love of my life, I'm not looking for a "third," and I'm not looking for one night stands. I'm looking for other honest, intelligent, wacky, creative, nonmonogamous people to hang out with, get down with, and laugh with. Or growl with. GRRRRR.

You should also only message me if you don't mind that I'm incredibly busy with projects, my existing dating life, and other social engagements, and if we do manage to meet and make a connection it could be a couple of weeks until you see me again. And then a couple of weeks after that. And then two months may go by, because I tend to leave town a bit, too.

Also, before you send me another crass, boring, unintelligible, or annoyingly short/long message, take a look at this excellent article on how to send a first message on an online dating site: http://kotaku.com/ask-dr-nerdlove-how-to-do-online-dating-right-1501480037