Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a weirdo and I get along best with other weirdos.
I really enjoy inserting the word "Bro" into words and phrases.
Some people think it's funny, others think it's very bro-nnoying.
If you are the former, we will have a great bromance. If you are
the latter, you are the reason I do it.
I like to play music. Sometimes I even do it well, but it's funnier
when I don't. I don't do monogamy or brush my hair, but I do make
an amazing cup of tea and I can't resist cheap champagne. What
about expensive champagne? I don't know. No one has ever offerred
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I used to be this geeky web programmer, but then one day I decided
to follow my childhood dreams so I quit the 9 to 5 and started
working on them. When I was little I only dreamed of being a
writer. And maybe She-Ra. But now my dreams have expanded to
include working with animals, producing shows, rolling around in
the desert with a can of PBR, and taking over the world with my
amazing sax and trombone pop duo. Oh, did I forget to mention that
I'm a rockstar?I mean, that's what my mom tells me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
killing zombies with nothing more than an XBOX controller
creating strange and often creepy hair accessories
playing saxophone (well, I may not be very good, but I look good
doing it and that's the whole point of being a musician, isn't
making tea - seriously, you should try my tea. I've got mad tea
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe the saxophone I'm carrying. But when I don't have "Steve"
with me, people tend to notice my really messy dreadlocks.
Sometimes they make people think I'm a hippie - and I guess I am
into conserving and some of those other hippie ideals - but I don't
participate in drum circles and I do occasionally shower. No, I
don't wash my hair, but I have been known to use soap. Hippie soap,
but soap nonetheless.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let me give you the shortest possible answer for this section
because no one really likes reading long lists of bands, books, and
movies. We can get into more detail on our first date, if it's that
important to you.
I read books that teach me things about computers, sex, or music,
and wish I had more time to read zombie apocalypse novels. I watch
comedies and think Family Guy is the funniest thing on TV. I love
jazz, rockabilly, and Irish drinking songs, but seem to mostly
listen to Madonna, Lady Gaga, and 80s pop. I'm a vegetarian and
love comfort food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
In no particular order...
The song Call Me Maybe.
My husband. Yup, I'm one of those poly chicks your mom warned you
Sex and relationships.
My band and what hilarious stunt we're going to pull next.
Shows I want to produce.
Starting that project I keep meaning to start.
Coats. Yeah, I love coats. It's weird.
Burning Man and related things because, yeah, it's a cult and it
kind of takes over your life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a burlesque show. Or maybe crashing a karaoke bar or party
with my bandmate so we can play Eye Of The Tiger on our
instruments. Or drinking champagne around a campfire with a straw,
because I'm classy and I love straws. Or roller skating in the same
skates I wore when I was 12. Or snuggling my dog and watching old
sitcoms and cheesy horror movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a thumb that looks like a toe. Just one. I mean, I have two
thumbs, but only one of them looks like a toe. I have a toe thumb.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Let's just get this out of the way right now, you should only
message me if you're not looking for monogamy. I'm currently in a
committed, honest, nonmonogamous relationship with a partner I love
very much. I'm not looking for the next love of my life, I'm not
looking for a "third," and I'm not looking for one night stands.
I'm looking for other honest, intelligent, wacky, creative,
nonmonogamous people to hang out with, get down with, and laugh
with. Or growl with. GRRRRR.
I do my best to respond to every single message I get, but before
you send me another crass, boring, unintelligible, or annoyingly
short/long message, take a look at this excellent article on how to
send a first message on an online dating site:
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