I really enjoy inserting the word "Bro" into words and phrases. Some people think it's funny, others think it's very bro-nnoying. If you are the former, we will have a great bromance. If you are the latter, you are the reason I do it.
I like to play music. Sometimes I even do it well, but it's funnier when I don't. I don't do monogamy or brush my hair, but I do make an amazing cup of tea and I can't resist cheap champagne. What about expensive champagne? I don't know. No one has ever offerred me any.