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weelittleelf

27 F Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Let's see... I'm a friendly, nice, every-so-slightly neurotic, industrious, and adorkable dreamer. My sense of humor consists of hyperbole, declarative statements, and Napoleonic pretensions. I'm intelligent, but I often lack common sense when it comes to actual life things (I once made instant oatmeal explode). I'm much more rational and practical when it comes to work-type things. I think my brain just doesn't value the practical home things. I am trying to work on this though. At the very least, I would like to learn how to cook decent meals (slowly getting there).

I'm nerdy and obsessive about very specific things, and am interested in politics, social justice, feminism, literature, publishing, and musicals. I think subways are sexy and empowering. My moral development and outlook on life were strongly influenced by my parents, Star Trek, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. My goals involve getting the hell out of Texas and living somewhere new, different, cosmopolitan, and incredible; maintaining intimate, life-long friendships; figuring out how to get a grad degree (possibly in publishing or media studies or both) and get into the publishing industry; getting over my years-long writer's block; and developing into the best version of myself that I can be (meaning I'd like to be brave, strong, loving, just, and much less judgmental than I am now).

I curse a lot and apparently somewhat awkwardly. "Fuck" is my favorite word because it communicates my anger, frustration, and befuddlement so well. I hate the c-word and can't bring myself to say it.

I don't want to just learn self-defense; I want to learn offense. In other words, I think it would be so cool if I could deliver roundhouse kicks to the face.

I have a great relationship with my family. And, although I'm a natural introvert and love my alone time, I also seem to have a romantic sense of friendship and intimacy. I'm not someone who has a million friends, because I don't need or want a million casual friends (nor do I necessarily trust or relate to most people). I just need a few truly good friends, a small band of allies who I love unconditionally and who will do the same for me. These people are like a second family to me. So I have two families. Somehow this seems like the most important thing to know about me.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a Grants & Contracts Specialist at UT Austin, which means I review research proposals for federal and non-profit funding and (sometimes) the grants themselves when they arrive. Basically, I'm a bureaucrat. Sometimes it's very cool, and sometimes it's very boring.

Now I'm scheming about moving and somehow getting into publishing and grad school. I refuse to believe that my dreams have died, but it's hard to hang on to the hope.
I’m really good at
I consider myself a good writer and communicator, but I haven't written fiction or poetry in years. I hope to get back to that. Apparently I'm not a good singer or dancer, but I am really good at finding excuses to not exercise or eat well. I'm also great at reading, analyzing, and over-thinking things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I adore "Pride and Prejudice." When a couple as intelligent as that verbally duke it out, swallow their pride, fall in love in spite of themselves, and then work to make themselves better people for each other, they become the epitome of epic hotness. I also enjoyed "The Time Traveler's Wife." "Little Women" is an old favorite. Some more new favorites include "Maurice," "The Hours," "George Washington Gomez," and Margaret Atwood's "The Handmaid's Tale" and "Cat's Eye." Also, "Freedom" by Jonathan Franzen. HOLY SHIT, that book is amazing. It tore at my soul. It might be number one on my list right now. "Smoking Typewriters" is non-fiction, but it was a wonderful reminder of why I want to work in publishing and made me consider a graduate degree in media studies. Or something.

As for movies, I have way too many of those to list. I enjoy a wide variety of genres, but "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington," and "Harold and Maude" are favorites. I like the Pride and Prejudice miniseries a hell of a lot more than the 2005 movie. And I love musicals above all and classic movies in general.

I do really enjoy music of many kinds, but if you're a music snob, my iPod will embarrass you. I promise. I am not an indie hipster. At all. That's not to say that I don't like indie hipster music (as well as Frank Sinatra and his entire generation, classic rock, generic popular music, 90s pop, folk, singer-songwriters, country, Disney music, Broadway and film soundtracks, whatever the heck Muse is, power ballads, etc.). But if we can avoid deep conversation about who's cool and who's not and why, that would be great, thanks. I don't speak that language. I just like things intensely enough to listen to them on repeat and invent stories to them in my head.

Favorite foods: most things incredibly unhealthy and delicious.

TV Shows: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Star Trek DS9, Star Trek TNG, Friends, Frasier, MASH, Happy Days, Boy Meets World, The West Wing (haven't finished it yet), Quantum Leap, How I Met Your Mother (a few seasons behind though), Battlestar Galactica, Supernatural, The X-Files, Agents of Shield.
The six things I could never do without
This is a very unfair question. Damn.

1. Family 2. Friends 3. Chapstick 4. Books 5. Comfort (I live in soft things) 6. Internet - this is also how I get my TV and fanfiction. Yes. I'm shallow dammit. Did I list world peace? No, I didn't.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Goals, fictional characters... I daydream a lot. Sex, publishing, the future, growing up, growing old, the current state of things at any given time, work, feminism and various related topics, whether I'm doing things right, whether I'm full of shit, whether I should even be so concerned about those last two, which TV show or movie I can get my friends to watch with me, how much office environments can be like middle school...
On a typical Friday night I am
I usually stay holed up in my jammies watching tv, a movie, reading a book, or spending time on the internets... with wine. I also try to spend time with friends on those weekend nights, since work tends to suck all my other time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 23–33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you can actually relate to anything I've written...