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wefdsfoh8

28 Leonardo, NJ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
3′ 0″ (0.91m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), French (Fluently), LISP (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
who does it can't have it because they know it. i heard that in a movie based on a book.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
my friends are trying to get me in the cinnamon business. my boat is a comedian and she used to be a moon of saturn in her past life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
swiping mathematical windshields from the baby's deli rye bread.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm not gay
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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my left foot, are we there yet, soy meal with ground veal, and the radio, and the tv show with.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my right ear lobe, my left middle knuckle, knowing that a rooster exists somewhere, a rock, and that i only need fiveeeeeeeee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
swollen tables. and melting grass (only sometimes)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
awake until i go to sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i would eat a slug if i had to.
You should message me if
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only message me if you really don't want to message me. if you really want to message me, then send a smoke signal. i'll know you mean it.