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wegotpancakes

25 / M / Straight / Single

Columbus, Ohio

His Details

Last Online
May 22
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m).
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hey, I got a fancy-ass degree in physics. Aww yeah.

I work at Mikey's Late Night Slice which puts me on a really weird third shift-like schedule. Activities I enjoy include: Cycling, playing video games, listening to music (oh you do this too?), attaching googly eyes to things, doing/tutoring math/physics, reading (fiction preferably), going new places, playing board games, intellectual discussion, playing with cats, impersonating animals (especially raptors), etc.

I think I should just say now that I really love beer, specifically craft beer (natty etc, doesn't really interest me at all). This involves drinking pretty often. I wouldn't really consider myself an alcoholic at all but by medical standards I am a "heavy drinker" (if that sounds really bad to you consider that the bottom line for it is something like 12 beers a week).
What I’m doing with my life
Working and saving money, thinking about what city to move to next (Chicago? Seattle? Back to Maryland?), trying to have a really good time. I might be going to Central America fairly soon to visit my sister who is involved with the Peace Corps. Me and my friend are trying to make video games as well.

I also plan on investing in some equipment with which I can print my own circuit boards. I think this would make for a very interesting and fun hobby and I could even make electronic music devices. This is actually a lot less hard than it sounds. Sadly right now, I do not have the space in which to work on such things.
I’m really good at
Reaching the top shelf. Making pizzas. Getting hit on by gay men whilst making pizzas (we're located across the street from Club 20 but I think most of the regulars have figured out that I'm only into women), Impersonating deep voiced funk vocalists whilst making pizzas. The usual.

Math and Physics.

I use to be quite good at street fighter 2. I used to be some kind of wizard at Perfect Dark.

I can guess the time accurately quite often (like within 10 min). It's super impressive baby, I know.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, I'm 6'5" and skinny. I also have a ton of really frizzy hair right now as well so if you see me walking it bounces and looks hilarious/awesome. This is becoming less and less true as I venture into the wide world of hair product.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: off the top of my head? A Song of Ice and Fire (i refuse to shutup about it), Bradbury (the bomb), Dune, Murakami, tons of sweet literature that they made me read in school. Interesting non-fiction (I can't stand a lot of science writing as a lot of it is really bad) mostly history. I love academic texts on history.

Movies: The Seventh Seal (bergman in general), The Seven Samurai, Days of Heaven, Blade Runner, Microcosmos, all sorts of other things... I can be kind of a pretentious douche when it comes to works of art (but at least I can admit it).

Shows: Whatever popular HBO show is happening, King of the Hill, Rocco's Modern Life, Star Trek, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, The West Wing, Breaking Bad, Firefly, Adventure Time, and many more.

Music: Plastic Bertrand, The Intelligence, T-Rex, The Beach Boys

I specifically like to play popular stuff like funk, throwback hiphop, 80s, oldies, etc. while at work which is great for tip whoring.

Food: I'll eat pretty much whatever as long as it isn't bugs or something really nasty, like bugs.
The six things I could never do without
1. HVAC because the weather sucks (DAMN YOU GREAT LAKES AND NORTH AMERICAN WIND FLOW PATTERNS! HOW DID THE NATIVE AMERICANS PUT UP WITH THAT? WE MAY NEVER KNOW)
2. Pizza (it does pay the bills currently)
3. The transistor (Hell yeah, you wish you were as awesome as the transistor. Did you know that you used to have to wait for radios and other such devices to "warm up" ?)
4. Cats
5. Intellectual discussion
6. Weird friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Consciousness, music, math/physics/science in general, self improvement.

If you wanna talk about science I can do it 24/7. I would love to talk to you about science.
On a typical Friday night I am
Selling pizza to drunk people or going out with friends.

I work almost every friday night sadly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm way ticklish and I talk to myself a lot while I'm alone.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, activity partners
You should message me if
You desire to communicate with me for whatever reason. It's that simple.