wehavetocook
33 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
The other day I was at my cousins wedding, and when the dancing started, no one wanted to dance, and it was painfully awkward. So I thought to myself "aw, fuck it." And dragged some of my family up to start dancing, and thus, got the dance party started. I didn't want to do it, but it had to be done. If you can relate to that, we'll get along.

Besides that, I'm from MN and live in Park Slope. I love beer, cheese, karaoke and fantasy football.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a logistics specialist for a large coworking company you may have seen around.
I’m really good at
drinking, tanning, karaoke, staying out too late, and shuffleboard (like the old people on a cruise ship kind, not the table one at the bar)
The first things people usually notice about me
I swear a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: shitty mysteries.

movies: Die Hard, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, LotR, Jurassic Park, Deep Blue Sea, Nic Cage anything. It should be noted I also enjoy documentaries and intelligent films, but frankly I enjoy awesome explosions and adventure a little bit more.

shows: Breaking Bad, GoT, Venture Bros, Archer, Sherlock, Luther, It's Always Sunny, 30 Rock, South Park, The Fall, Arrested Development, Veep, The Thick of It (amaaaaazing swearing in those)

music: 90s jams.

food: pizza, thai food, tacos, salad, kofta, spanikopita
The six things I could never do without
beer, cheap nail salons, netflix, celine dion, dick straws, coney island
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much richer I'd be if I didn't drink.
On a typical Friday night I am
out with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've purified myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. Bonus if you know what this is from before Dave Chappelle said it.
You should message me if
All your cool friends wonder why you're single, because you're awesome and hilarious AF.
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