I won't respond to a message that's just "hi," "hey," or "sup"
I live in Park Slope and I love it, so save your stroller jokes. Unless you live here too, then let's at least make fun of the co op together!
I'm originally from Minnesota, which means I talk funny, get excited about fried cheese, am nice to your face, and will fight someone who says anything bad about Prince. I've been in New York for three years now, and I love it.
I like going to dive bars and drinking shitty beer on a patio, and then singing karaoke. I can be pretty easily be talked into a 4 am dance party.
I'll always pressure you to have just one more beer, because I'm an asshole.