Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My screen name isn't about food.
I won't respond to a message that's just "hi," "hey," or
I live in Park Slope and I love it, so save your stroller jokes.
Unless you live here too, then let's at least make fun of the co op
I'm originally from Minnesota, which means I talk funny, get
excited about fried cheese, am nice to your face, and will fight
someone who says anything bad about Prince. I've been in New York
for three years now, and I love it.
I like going to dive bars and drinking shitty beer on a patio, and
then singing karaoke. I can be pretty easily be talked into a 4 am
I'll always pressure you to have just one more beer, because I'm an
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in a tech firm in Manhattan, and in my spare time I
volunteer at the Brooklyn Museum.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drinking, tanning, karaoke, staying out too late, and taboo.
Also for real dudes, taboo is a game. Everyone knows its a game. My
mom fucking loves that game and we play it at christmas, just like
your friends and family probably do at your respective celebratory
gatherings. You don't need to message me with some lame "Sexy"
message about taboos.
I almost want to take taboo off of here, but I'm really good at it
and feel like I deserve to brag.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: shitty mysteries.
movies: Die Hard, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the
Last Crusade, LotR, Jurassic Park, Deep Blue Sea, Nic Cage
anything. It should be noted I also enjoy documentaries and
intelligent films, but frankly I enjoy awesome explosions and
adventure a little bit more.
shows: Breaking Bad, GoT, Venture Bros, Archer, Sherlock, Luther,
It's Always Sunny, 30 Rock, South Park, The Fall, Arrested
Development, Veep, The Thick of It (amaaaaazing swearing in
music: 90s jams.
food: pizza, thai food, tacos, salad, kofta, spanikopita
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
beer, cheap nail salons, netflix, celine dion, dick straws, coney
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much richer I'd be if I didn't drink.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've purified myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
You should message me if
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