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32 Brooklyn, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 2
Middle Eastern, White
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English, French, Greek, Italian
My self-summary
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My screen name isn't about food.

I won't respond to a message that's just "hi," "hey," or "sup"

I live in Park Slope and I love it, so save your stroller jokes. Unless you live here too, then let's at least make fun of the co op together!

I'm originally from Minnesota, which means I talk funny, get excited about fried cheese, am nice to your face, and will fight someone who says anything bad about Prince. I've been in New York for three years now, and I love it.

I like going to dive bars and drinking shitty beer on a patio, and then singing karaoke. I can be pretty easily be talked into a 4 am dance party.

I'll always pressure you to have just one more beer, because I'm an asshole.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in a tech firm in Manhattan, and in my spare time I volunteer at the Brooklyn Museum.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drinking, tanning, karaoke, staying out too late, and taboo.

Also for real dudes, taboo is a game. Everyone knows its a game. My mom fucking loves that game and we play it at christmas, just like your friends and family probably do at your respective celebratory gatherings. You don't need to message me with some lame "Sexy" message about taboos.

I almost want to take taboo off of here, but I'm really good at it and feel like I deserve to brag.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I swear a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: shitty mysteries.

movies: Die Hard, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, LotR, Jurassic Park, Deep Blue Sea, Nic Cage anything. It should be noted I also enjoy documentaries and intelligent films, but frankly I enjoy awesome explosions and adventure a little bit more.

shows: Breaking Bad, GoT, Venture Bros, Archer, Sherlock, Luther, It's Always Sunny, 30 Rock, South Park, The Fall, Arrested Development, Veep, The Thick of It (amaaaaazing swearing in those)

music: 90s jams.

food: pizza, thai food, tacos, salad, kofta, spanikopita
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
beer, cheap nail salons, netflix, celine dion, dick straws, coney island
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much richer I'd be if I didn't drink.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've purified myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
You should message me if
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The majority of your pictures aren't selfies. That's weird, don't you have friends that take pictures of you?