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32 Brooklyn, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26-39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:39pm
Middle Eastern, White
5' 11" (1.81m)
Body Type
Full figured
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English, French, Greek, Italian
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The other day I was at my cousins wedding, and when the dancing started, no one wanted to dance, and it was painfully awkward. So I thought to myself "aw, fuck it." And dragged some of my family up to start dancing, and thus, got the dance party started. I didn't want to do it, but it had to be done. If you can relate to that, we'll get along.

Besides that, I'm from MN and live in Park Slope. I love beer, cheese, karaoke and fantasy football.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a logistics specialist for a large coworking company you may have seen around.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drinking, tanning, karaoke, staying out too late, and shuffleboard (like the old people on a cruise ship kind, not the table one at the bar)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I swear a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: shitty mysteries.

movies: Die Hard, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, LotR, Jurassic Park, Deep Blue Sea, Nic Cage anything. It should be noted I also enjoy documentaries and intelligent films, but frankly I enjoy awesome explosions and adventure a little bit more.

shows: Breaking Bad, GoT, Venture Bros, Archer, Sherlock, Luther, It's Always Sunny, 30 Rock, South Park, The Fall, Arrested Development, Veep, The Thick of It (amaaaaazing swearing in those)

music: 90s jams.

food: pizza, thai food, tacos, salad, kofta, spanikopita
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
beer, cheap nail salons, netflix, celine dion, dick straws, coney island
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much richer I'd be if I didn't drink.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've purified myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. Bonus if you know what this is from before Dave Chappelle said it.
You should message me if
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All your cool friends wonder why you're single, because you're awesome and hilarious AF.