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30 M Tallahassee, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:15pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I try hard not to take myself seriously...apart from my apparent resemblance to a young George C. Scott and my occasional use of English swear words.

Also, I think it's really hilarious that my personality might be "less kind" than average. Get bent, okcupid.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a high school history teacher. I also coach two sports and sponsor the Mock Trial team. So. Yeah...lots of time on my hands.
I’m really good at
Cooking. Definitely cooking. I'm a pretty good writer (though you wouldn't know it from reading this crap, right?) I'm a pretty good basketball player, but I don't know that that's really a selling point...and I'm really good at being modest. I play a decent harmonica. I'm probably equally good at making people comfortable and intensely comfortable depending on the situation. And I'm endlessly adaptable. Also, I'm pretty good at painting walls. Seriously. If you need me to paint your walls, I'll do it (although I would hope you'd look to a professional first).
The first things people usually notice about me
If you ask the majority of my female friends, I'd imagine the answer would be "his giant ass." I'd probably say that I'm pretty much unfailingly polite.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books by Cormac McCarthy (esp. Blood Meridian and No Country For Old Men,) Richard Powers, and a collection of nonfiction stuff.
Annie Hall, The Limey, LA Confidential, O Brother, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Mad Men, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Slings and
REM. Fountains of Wayne. Otherwise, I'm openly interested...
Indian food's never agreed with me, otherwise, let's do it!
The six things I could never do without
A hat...not a specific hat, just a hat.
A few of my closest friends. (Cop Out?)
200 or so pocket copies of the US Constitution
Savage Love
My wok (seriously, I don't mean to oversell this cooking thing, but come on)
A great variety of shoes (I have somewhere between 30-40 pair)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Film. Sports. Politics. Episodic TV. The comic value of horses. Food/Cooking. Sex. Small animals.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't know that I do anything "typical." With friends, sure, but I like to keep things shaken up...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There are some Coldplay songs that I really enjoy...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if're intrigued. like good beer. want to meet new people, but you see the absurdity in walking to someone and saying "hi, let's be friends." like to argue (civilly). are Irin Carmon or Adelaide Clemens. want to.