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weinermuffin

23 / F / straight / Single

Boise, Idaho

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Makes Me Laugh

There will always be a special place in my mouth for the feet of those whose humor is equally inappropriate. read more

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 5" (1.65m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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I am lewd, crude, and screwed.

My Self-Summary

First things first - I apologize in advance, but if you send me a message containing more than one grammatical error e.g. "Your/You're", "There/They're/Their" used incorrectly, I won't respond. It's nothing personal, I just don't want to get to know you.

I've lived in Boise, Idaho for eight years now. I love this time of year, here. The leaves, the crisp air. I think I'm going to start running again.
I've also lived in Portland, Ore. and Los Lunas, NM. I really miss the northwest, so I try to get to the Oregon coast at least once a year.

I love reading, and I have a vast appreciation for language, literature, and really great puns (I think they're the most advanced form of humor).

I have two animals; Alena, and Ice Cream Sandwich. They're both chinchillas, and they're absolutely adorable. I read that they can live up to twenty years. Mostly they just eat and poop.

I play a lot of video games. I'm not talking Solitaire here, nor brainless first person shooters. I enjoy obscure Japanese roleplaying games, adventure games (Sam & Max, Monkey Island), word games (Scrabble), and platformers (Little Big Planet). I cut my teeth on Dragon Quest and Final Fantasy at the age of 5 or 6. I have a King Slime tattoo.

What I’m doing with my life

I kind of want to go back to college, maybe get a degree in English Lit. It was my favorite subject all through school.

I don't think I'm ready to date right now, and I'm not sure when I will be.

I’m really good at

Awkward humor; the more awkward, the better. I know I've accomplished something when I've left someone speechless. I tend to put my foot in my mouth a lot, but I'm okay with it - it tastes like hilarious.

The first things people usually notice about me

I laugh really really loudly.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

The six things I could never do without

A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How temporary life is. How we get caught up in the most trivial things and forget that nothing matters when we're gone.

On a typical Friday night I am

Reading, playing Scribblenauts.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I delete 99% of the messages I get without reading them.

You should message me if

you think we have something in common?