I am not romantically available. I have a girlfriend, and she's awesome.

But we have a problem: most of our friends are co-workers, and all my friends are her friends. And despite all we have in common, she admits that she'll never understand or appreciate some of my hobbies. So I'm in the market for nerd buddies.

I'm a Java programmer, and my code is my art. My programs are beautiful and elegant. Let me show you them. Want to learn how to program? I want to learn how to teach.

I still play TradeWars 2002. I prefer "classic" game settings, with low turns and delays to hinder kill scripts. Let's form a corporation and rule the universe.

It's been years since I played a paper RPG, but I have the itch again. Do you have a group?

I've been told that I always look like I just woke up and realized where I am. This is often not far from the truth.

...lexical analyzer generators and graph theory.

...in front of the TV with my lady, watching the cheesiest old sci-fi movie we could find.