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25 Deerfield, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 26, 2014
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Not at all
Graduated from university
Seeing Someone
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English, Dutch (Poorly), French, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Public transportation and precipitation are special. I am interested in international education and development, cultural exchange, languages, food, and football (soccer). I'm a massive Premier League supporter of Everton FC.

I dislike motorcycles, car junkies, heights, cats, bananas, and overzealous pug owners. Obviously if you like bananas I don't think it'll be a big deal at all, appetite (read: ape tit) is exempt. This is not to say I won't like you if you like these things, however, if you like/are all of these things...

I also spend most of my time on /r/ifuckinghatecats .

I hate the sun. I believe in it, I just don't like it.

I believe in global human rights and think it is inherently wrong to put ketchup on a hot dog . With this being said, it's one of the only things I will go out to get besides a few favorite restrawntz. I cook a lot.

Arts and crafts? Darts and drafts.
Edit: Farts and laughs.

I don't drink much anymore but fully support your drinking habits.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to be as George Costanza-ish as possible.


Community Engagement for Americorps.

My podcast/blog about football (soccer).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking under the influence and naked cooking.

Not knowing whether to drink my cold coffee/tea or not.

Talking to strangers, accents, being awkward, people watching, not butchering foreign languages, seriously though.

Sniffing dog paws.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like a muppet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite music is Passafire. Others include Rebelution, Iration, The Pinstripes, The Great Divide, The Expendables, The Doors, Matt & Kim, RHCP, The Strokes, Dispatch, STS9 (only Axe the Cables), Local Natives, The Expendables, The Dirty Heads, Sublime, etc.

Art: Rene Magritte

To name a few subjects: Cultural Anthropology, Anthropology, Human Rights, Social Justice, Humanism, Libertarianism.

TV: Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, The League, Always Sunny, Parks and Rec, Anthony Bourdain No Reservations, Travel Channel, Workaholics, Check it Out with Dr. Steve Brule, etc.

101 Dalmatians , robin hood (both original Disney ), Any Bill Murray Movie (Stripes in particular), Robinson Crusoe, Tommy Boy, Fargo, Dumb and Dumber, The Fugitive, Happy Gilmore, Horton Hears a Who, Caddyshack - to name a few, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Documentaries YUP. I'll watch any movie actually, especially AMC.

Teams- Bears, bulls, hawks, Northwestern foozball & bball, Everton Football Club.

You may be wondering where the books are. That is in the works, friends.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to go next.
Urban planning.
What dogs could say if they could talk.
Language, culture, and food.
Water dinosaurs.
Linguistic imperialism.

Why so many people think racism and stereotyping are the same concept.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being awkward, farting, picking my nose, and playing drinking games with myself. Join me.

Trying as hard as I can to be a perfect mixture of Bill Murray and Anthony Bourdain. Banthony Mourdain to be precise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I give myself prostate exams.
You should message me if
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You miss all the places you've never been.

You love/d George Carlin.

If you like mild/cold/cloudy/rainy weather better than the sun.

You actually want to meet up at some point.

If you want to learn a new language!

You don't wear an absurd amount of makeup
If you want to sit and read with me, I don't do that enough. Curlin' up with a nice cup uh joe and watch some curlin'.

If you think the "I'm really good at" section should be changed to "I'm really bad at."