I dislike motorcycles, car junkies, heights, cats, bananas, and overzealous pug owners. Obviously if you like bananas I don't think it'll be a big deal at all, appetite (read: ape tit) is exempt. This is not to say I won't like you if you like these things, however, if you like/are all of these things...
I also spend most of my time on /r/ifuckinghatecats .
I hate the sun. I believe in it, I just don't like it.
I believe in global human rights and think it is inherently wrong to put ketchup on a hot dog . With this being said, it's one of the only things I will go out to get besides a few favorite restrawntz. I cook a lot.
Arts and crafts? Darts and drafts.
Edit: Farts and laughs.
I don't drink much anymore but fully support your drinking habits.