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25 • Deerfield, IL • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 19–29
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Oct 26, 2014
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body type
- Not at all
- Graduated from university
- Seeing Someone
- Has dogs and dislikes cats
- English, Dutch (Poorly), French, Spanish (Poorly)
I dislike motorcycles, car junkies, heights, cats, bananas, and overzealous pug owners. Obviously if you like bananas I don't think it'll be a big deal at all, appetite (read: ape tit) is exempt. This is not to say I won't like you if you like these things, however, if you like/are all of these things...
I also spend most of my time on /r/ifuckinghatecats .
I hate the sun. I believe in it, I just don't like it.
I believe in global human rights and think it is inherently wrong to put ketchup on a hot dog . With this being said, it's one of the only things I will go out to get besides a few favorite restrawntz. I cook a lot.
Arts and crafts? Darts and drafts.
Edit: Farts and laughs.
I don't drink much anymore but fully support your drinking habits.
Community Engagement for Americorps.
My podcast/blog about football (soccer).
Not knowing whether to drink my cold coffee/tea or not.
Talking to strangers, accents, being awkward, people watching, not butchering foreign languages, seriously though.
Sniffing dog paws.
Art: Rene Magritte
To name a few subjects: Cultural Anthropology, Anthropology, Human Rights, Social Justice, Humanism, Libertarianism.
TV: Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, The League, Always Sunny, Parks and Rec, Anthony Bourdain No Reservations, Travel Channel, Workaholics, Check it Out with Dr. Steve Brule, etc.
101 Dalmatians , robin hood (both original Disney ), Any Bill Murray Movie (Stripes in particular), Robinson Crusoe, Tommy Boy, Fargo, Dumb and Dumber, The Fugitive, Happy Gilmore, Horton Hears a Who, Caddyshack - to name a few, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Documentaries YUP. I'll watch any movie actually, especially AMC.
Teams- Bears, bulls, hawks, Northwestern foozball & bball, Everton Football Club.
You may be wondering where the books are. That is in the works, friends.
What dogs could say if they could talk.
Language, culture, and food.
Why so many people think racism and stereotyping are the same concept.
Trying as hard as I can to be a perfect mixture of Bill Murray and Anthony Bourdain. Banthony Mourdain to be precise.
You love/d George Carlin.
If you like mild/cold/cloudy/rainy weather better than the sun.
You actually want to meet up at some point.
If you want to learn a new language!
You don't wear an absurd amount of makeup
If you want to sit and read with me, I don't do that enough. Curlin' up with a nice cup uh joe and watch some curlin'.
If you think the "I'm really good at" section should be changed to "I'm really bad at."
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