I ....like....to . Dance.
I get drunk and loose everything.
The other night I lost a buckle off my boot!
Lets ride bikes, pump up the jams, wear funny hats, and go to costume partys!

Just because I am fun doesn't mean that I'm 'looking to have a little fun', if you know what i mean....
unless, there is a lot of cocaine!!!! haha.... just kidding .............
Sometimes, I look really cute and smell really good.
Sometimes, I want to wear sweats and smell like dirty socks....
FUCKING DEAL WITH IT! :)
I kid..... and do this a lot .... How about ... we .... get to the point and see if your actually paying attention here....
If you send me a message....
List the following ...
Your Name...
Your Number...
and a brief summary of what you like to do when you go on a date ... where would you wanna go?! or what would you like to do?!
I don't discriminate ... but I am a very active girl.... laying in bed all day is only ok SOMETIMES!
Also, instruments are a plus.... we're getting the band back together... anddddd .... you dont actually have to leave your number... but you can if you want to... maybe ill holler at you ... in my sleep. i do this sometimes.........

Major: Dance
Minor:Unicorns
I am trying to get my 'act' together ..
I do a bunch of crap..

Hula hoopin, dancing with myself, gang bangin, dope slangin...
Wearing low cut tshirts.... getting low low low low .... making music..... and....
TECHNOLOGICS.

My brests are larger than my life.
I go through shyness spells, then I wont shut the fuck up once i come out of them.. I'm one of the best girls you'll ever meet, and one of the worst. Fuck, I'm like really hungry. I drink a latta latta latta vodka. I enjoy having conversations in other accents, especially russian.

I love food, i love it so much that i eat it every day.
im a pesky, fish don't have any feelings.
DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK
COFFEE, COFFEE, COFFEE

i love hunter s. thompson, anne rice & chuck palahniuk.
buttt i dont read. really, i don't. 2011,pick up a book, bitch.

& i cant seem to sit through a movie unless someone is holding me down. my favorites consist of.... goodfellas, party monster, spun, reqrium for a dream, the secretary, edward scissorhands, and....cabaret.

im into all kinds of music... punk, electronic, blues, oldies, big band, sometimes even a little metal...or a little country... very limited country... like...johnny cash & patsy cline... they are 2 of my favorites.... what else should i throw in here? the cramps, crass, bikini kill, the beatles, devo, the kills, ella fitzgerald, X, ohohoh, aghhhh, ill get down to anything i can dance to.

the hula hoop
music
dance
a wonderbra
hands
adventures/ good times
& my fucking snuggie!
(i know, thats 7... and i don't even own ... a snuggie ... but i would ... if it made me look like hello kitty.)

hand jobs & werewolves.
& what the FUCK im going to wear.
EXERCIZING.
&LEAVING.
the people i love.
what the hell i am trying to do for a living..
where i will be tomorrow.
where i will be in 5 minutes.
where i will be in 10 years.
& where the fuck i am right now..!!

out dancing my asses off!
or im alone, and sometimes im ok with it.
listening to vinyl & laying on a bear skin rug naked.
by the fireplace..
[by bear skin i mean 'something furry on the floor', and by fireplace i mean my space heater, but if i lived in a log cabin- yes, those things.. would be essential]
who made friday the holy day?

i am starting to believe that people on online dating sites have something terribly wrong with them to the point where they cant meet people in real life .. I want to be madly in love with someone.. I want to experience that heart racing feeling. I have been in love before...and the hurt was worth every minute.

www.barewolfcagedancing.blogspot.com

A: IF you find me saucy - of if you find yourself saucy. B:if you like to have fun, or go out and do things C:if your a DR, or an Xboyscout, im clumsy & bandaids are my bfff. i need you to tend to my wounds. D:or if you know how to treat a cupcake like a wannabe ladylike thing. E: if you have an astonishing sense of humor.