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welded_shut

39 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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One of the stories I tell and re-tell is about the time I pranked my fifth-grade teacher and got sent to the principal's office. (I was a bored smart ass, and found the lesson excruciating.) I still wish I had set up the whole thing so I hadn't gotten in trouble. If...IF I could have not laughed.
What I’m doing with my life
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making art. being mean to high school students. the two are not connected. playing soccer on the coldest day of the year (and 51/52 of the rest). participating in a horror movie club. gobbling up culture. being an uncle and an honorary uncle to dozens (okay, just one dozen).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
listening, conversing/arguing politely, speaking extemporaneously, talking about most anything with anyone, changing my mind through conversation, worrying, thinking critically about the world,

teasing and being teased.

I am really bad at planning, planning for travel, not getting lost, and typing the word "the".
The first things people usually notice about me
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the higher the hair, the closer to god.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Godard, Oshima, Guy Maddin, Albert Brooks, Tsai-Ming Liang, Fassbinder, Suzuki, Sirk, Dardenne, Hou Hsiao Hsien, Haneke, Weerasethakul, Hitchcock, and Verhoeven.

George Saunders, John McPhee, Gary Shteyngart, Richard Powers, Gore Vidal, and Wittgenstein.

Arrested Development's return is marked on my calendar. I admit to a guilty pleasure in old detective shows and Game of Thrones and a non-guilty pleasure in Archer and Community. My best friend has not seen the Wire, and I think it is a problem.

Silver Jews, Fleetwood Mac, Dirty Projectors, Xiu Xiu, Deerhoof, Kinks, Clash, Zola Jesus, Frank Ocean. and thousands more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
crusty bread, self-medicating with music, sketchbook, and three things that will go unnamed. plus one other thing that grants more things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
trying to be the favorite uncle despite losing the toy-giving arms race.

conversations with people of a different political persuasion wherein I convince them of something significant.

epistomology, aesthetics, relevance/irrelevance of art, late capital.

I have an obsession with 80s funky R&B, film history, radio sidekicks, slow movies, Northern and Southern Soul, Panda Raspberry licorice candy, cheesy funk, new-wavy music made now that really just remind me of a childhood love of Depeche Mode, insurance investigators, the Hayes Code, the Comics Code, and the Hamurabi Code.  
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
art opening, dance party, obscure film, drinks with friends, or making something.
You should message me if
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If you are the kind of person who would drag me to a cultural event, that would be swell. Dance, film,lecture, music, comedy, off-broadway, but please, don't ask me to go to musical theater. A man has to have some standards.

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