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29 Palo Alto, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 8
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a rapier wit and a rapier van, let's hang
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
to quote the great bob dylan - waking up in the morning, going somewhere during the day, crawling back into bed at night
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-walking the path of least distance from point A to point B
-being ocd about my next meal
-making lists
-re-reading an email I sent two minutes prior
-drinking water
-repeating myself
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to have a beard of some kind. Maybe 45% of the time. Maybe not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Space Station 7th Grade
Movie: Chinatown
Shows: the night sky
Music: see pumpkin photo above
Food: anything I make with me hands
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-the ability to make sound
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why people spend a lot of time thinking when they should think about how to be spending their time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've spent many, many hours in....Texas. Whew. There, I said it.
You should message me if
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you have a head. and hands. and knee caps. and elbows. Check that, I'll make a concession on the elbows. BUT, you better have a REAL good story explainin' why you have scarecrow arms...