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welliamawesome

32 / F / Straight / Single

Baltimore, Maryland

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:14am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
More than $1,000,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Keeping it short and sweet: I try to be a tough girl with a huge heart. I have a dark, awkward sense of humor that most people thoroughly enjoy. I'm an old school Irish Catholic school girl. I drink whiskey. I love my family. I have a crazy Belgian Shepherd. But she's a great snuggler:)

I'm fiercely independent. Lived in Chicago for quite some time and now back East to be closer to family. I throw great theme parties.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a social worker. Not the stereotypical kind that works with kids. I work with medically complex adults that need a lot of direction and psychiatric advice. I specialize in crazy people, and somehow, they all love me. I actually work with a lot of WWII guys and thoroughly enjoy sitting with them for hours on end to discuss Band of Brothers type stories.
I’m really good at
Being honest.
The first things people usually notice about me
My wicked sense of humor or that I'm vertically challenged.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
To Kill a Mockingbird, Hide, currently reading Triumvirate, Biographies of anyone crazy or historically off, Tom Sawyer, whatever I randomly select at the library. Yes, I have a library card and use it.

Movies:
Star Wars, The Fifth Element, The Fugitive, Goodfellas, An Affair to Remember, anything Hitchcock or Kubrick, Apt Pupil, Silence of the Lambs, lots more...

Shows:
Strangers with Candy, Family Guy, Jeopardy, Lost, Workaholics, Justified.

Music:
An incredibly long list but a few samples: TV on the Radio, Radiohead, Zero 7, My Morning Jacket, The Specials, A Perfect Circle, The National, Animal Collective, Battles, Charles Bradley, Doves, Faith No More and -- anything Mike Patton, Jeff Buckley, Menomena, The Mars Volta, Phil Collins, Nina Simone my classic favorite, it's a very long list...

Food:
I love to cook and pretty dang good at it. I like creating recipes based on what I have left in the house.
I'll try going anywhere and will try eating everything. I enjoy the experiment.
The six things I could never do without
Food
Water
Shelter
My Family
Whiskey
My dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My HGTV dreams...I love my old farmhouse in the city. Just can't quite afford all the stuff I'd like to do to it just yet...
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying friends, backyard beers and good conversation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can be intimidating, and I analyze that to be a defense mechanism. Take that as you will....
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You would like to converse over finely crafted brews or spirits.

Please no Tapout or Ed Hardy, thanks.