wends8
34 Boston, MA
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What I’m doing with my life
oh you know... this and that...
I’m really good at
...that thing... you know... no, not that, the other thing, you know... and I'm really good at it... really good.
The first things people usually notice about me
is my undeniably impressive, ripped, macho physique and my irresistible sexual charisma.... this is before they adjust their gaze and focus their glasses 😒
The six things I could never do without
paper towel, chili peppers, isopropyl alcohol, M&M's Dark, Pledge Lemon spray, super fudge brownies and a seventh thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the exact same thing you're thinking
On a typical Friday night I am
...glad that it's a Friday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is... that I'm not good at writing these profiles up, apparently 😃
You should message me if
You appreciate irony 😎
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