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26 M Rochester, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:53pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is Andrew. Music and humor are two vital parts of my life. I enjoy playing guitar, listening to music, watching movies, cycling, playing tennis and racquetball, Photoshopping, playing video games, and spending time with my family. I come from a large, close family, and they are very important to me. My humor can be goofy, bizarre, dry, sarcastic, self-deprecating, and dark. I'm a nice person, and a good listener. I'm an introvert. I'm also awkward. I hate writing about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated with my B.A. in music from SUNY Oneonta. I just started working as a Cardiac Electrophysiology Tech this past year. There is much to be learned. It is a very interesting field.
I’m really good at
I don't like this confident headline. I'm good at playing the guitar (I play styles ranging from jazz to metal), and I'm not terrible at using Photoshop for photo manipulation. I'm pretty good at making references to things from movies or television with little or no context to help other people know what I'm referencing.
The first things people usually notice about me
People tend to notice that I am quiet at first. Other than that, I'm not sure. Maybe I'll start jumping in front of people from hidden places, and very loudly ask them what they notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some of my favorite music: Tool, Opeth, Queens of the Stone Age, Soundgarden, Tomahawk, Eleven, Alain Johannes, Them Crooked Vultures, Failure, Into Another, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Clutch, Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, Altered State, Primus, Jeff Buckley, They Might Be Giants, The Fire Theft, Sunny Day Real Estate, Marcy Playground, Pink Floyd, Intronaut, Wes Montgomery, Thelonious Monk, and others.

Some of my favorite movies/directors: Coen brothers, P.T. Anderson, Wes Anderson, Tim Burton, Terry Gilliam, all Monty Python movies, Guillermo del Toro, Stanley Kubrick, Mel Brooks, Christopher Nolan, Quentin Tarantino, Guy Ritchie, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The World's End, Moon, In Bruges, Seven Psychopaths, and many others.

Some of my favorite TV shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (It's very tempting to make a profile like Charlie,p18,s5,d1), Archer, Louie, Psych, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Conan, Family Guy, Flight of the Conchords, Dexter, Freaks and Geeks, old Simpsons, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Black Adder, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Sherlock, Luther, and some others.

My favorite author is Kurt Vonnegut. I also enjoy the work of J.R.R. Tolkien, and I like the Harry Potter series. Lately I've been reading books about electrophysiology. I just started reading A Song of Ice and Fire, and that has been pretty good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I often think about hypothetical conversations. If I happen to be involved in an ongoing debate with somebody, I'll be thinking of various arguments, potential counters, and my responses to those. It gets very annoying. Also, where's Perry?
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes I go out, sometimes I stay in. If I'm out, it might be at a movie, at a concert, or at a relatively quiet bar/restaurant. If I'm in, I might watch a movie, play a game, play guitar, Photoshop something, read something, or do something else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do not react well to spiders. I hesitate a little when closing a mirror on a medicine cabinet, as I tend to picture a typical horror movie device. I have some gray hair already, and I will have a lot more as I approach my 30s.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You should message me if you feel like it. You should message me if the following makes you laugh (dark humor ahead, with obscenities).

You should also message me if you can answer these five questions:

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?