Life, for me, is about having fun. If you're not smiling, something needs to change. I'm not saying it's wrong to be upset or concerned, just that it's not a state to live in. I find lots of things in life that are uplifting, or just plain ridiculously funny. I'm stealing this quote (and I'm not even going to get it right, or give it credit...tell me if you know who it is!), but human beings are so amazing that, in such an interesting world, they have managed to invent boredom. Given that, I don't bore easily; I always find something to engage in, even if it's in my own mind.

I am a scenic carpenter, but I'm really unsure if this is what I want to do with my life. I think I'll head back to school soon, either to pursue scenic design, playwrighting, law, or nursing. I'd also really like to be an editor or The Playboy of the Western World.

Does reading count? I am very good at being clumsy...until I've had too much to drink; then I could sachet my way across a tightrope in eight inch heels.

I also love mixed media art, and while I would not say that I am good at it, I try. I'm also a fairly good scenic artist; nobody can carve and paint foam like this guy.

Definitely my laugh; it's a head-turner for sure. People who know me, use it as a homing device; people who don't, wonder where the ambulance is. Otherwise, my distinctive over-pronunciation of p's, b's, and t's gets commented on often. Oh, and that I'm blonde now! Or that I'm wearing multiple shades of green.

Books: I like SciFi/Fantasy a lot. But I'll read just about anything, besides romance novels. I'm chipping my way through a biology textbook about sexual diversity in nature right now, but also enjoying Les Liasons Dangereuses. I enjoy science fiction and fantasy, most LGBTQPIA literature, Dan Savage and Gregory MaGuire (The Kid and Son of a Witch are two of my favorite books), Mary Renault and Harry Potter, and all sorts of sordid plays.

Movies: Again, I like things with a fantastic twist to them; be that Willow to District 9. I really enjoy the tv series Bones; I really wish I could be Temperance Brennan!

Music: A little bit of everything, although my Pandora play list is mostly dance music...Cascada, Lady Gaga, 3Oh3!...I have their song "Don't Trust Me" stuck in my head all the time. That, and "Total Eclipse of the Heart"! My essentials are Cake, Queen, and Kelly Clarkson.

Food: Meh, it's just food. I mean, I enjoy it, but it's not something that dominates my thoughts.

Well, friends and family of course. And all those things essential to physical existence. Happiness and laughter. The internet, to be shallow. Cigs and booze, to be shallower. And lastly, stimulation.

What to do next: be that party, work, take a shower, find my pants, or call my mother, I spend life usually thinking into the future, albeit short-term. I don't dwell on the past, and sometimes I disengage from the present, and I don't like to plan too far ahead; I like to take life as it comes, and explore new experiences as they come.

Either going to the bar or chilling with my roommate; it depends on the kind of week I've had. But usually the former!

If Adam West proposed to me today, I would say yes. No questions asked. Especially if we could get married in the Batcave. Yep, I think that was the first fantasy I ever had.

You are not crazy. Or at least, if you are not scary-crazy.