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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:21am
6' 1" (1.86m)
Body Type
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Bottom line. You either love me or ya hate me. Life is too short to make everybody happy so I figure fuck it, I'm just gonna be who I am. I'm blunt, sarcastic, witty, and funny. Sometimes I can be highly inappropriate and slightly offensive...and if you feel some type of way about that, get over yourself. I can be loyal to a fault, but I will give someone just enough rope to hang themselves before I'll walk away and won't look back.
I'm very opinionated, and I love to argue (in the intellectual conversation way, not literally arguing). That said, I keep an open mind and always try to see the other side of the coin. At the end of the day, I try not to take life to serious, which always gets me into some kind of trouble. But hey, at least I know how to have a good time. Chances are if you spend enough time around me your face will hurt from laughter...
Other than that, I question why the fuck I'm still on this site. I'm convinced almost everyone on here is looney toons, at least the ones who seem willing to talk to people. I generally have no problem meeting people in "real life", but my best friend found his fiancé through online dating so I might as well give it a shot...though my patience is running thin...HA!
What I’m doing with my life
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Plotting to take over the world when I'm not a work. I have a pretty boss job...I do financial statement analysis for sports teams
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can cook with the best of them. I used to be a chef in a previous lifetime (at least it feels like a lifetime ago). It's much more enjoyable to cook for leisure these days. i love to cook for others, its one of the things in which I take the most pride. I also have a wicked jump shot. And there's plenty more if you care to find out
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. They go from green with an amber outline to hazel to light brown depending on my mood. And my tattoos. I love the looks I get at company picnics.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love food. Best way to sum that up. I'll try anything once. I watch Southland and Walking Dead when they are in season, and the Office and Always Sunny when there is nothing better on. I love most music, techno, THE BLUES, and classic rock...and yes, country are my favorites. My favorite book is Sun Tzu's The Art of War. Its amazing how a book written 2500 years ago on war can still hold true in day-to-day life in the 21st century. I love too many movies to list.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sarcasm, jokes, thunderstorms, a basketball, NASA foam, and the sun
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The interrelationships found between everything in life. How complete randomness works itself into the beautiful harmony that makes the universe what it is
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something completely random. There is absolutely no predictably to my adventures or lack thereof
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ive been caught on more than one occasion singing along to Britney Spears at a red light
You should message me if
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3 out of 5 dentists wouldn't recommend you for a psychiatric evalutation are actually trying to meet somebody not just get attention. I swear this site is becoming a waste of my life