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25 Columbus, OH Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
Today – 6:51am
Hispanic / Latin
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I like punk rock and comic books a lot. I play in a couple of bands right now, always looking to play in more. I have an adorable cat, named Lockheed, who has made my preexisting dad humor that much worse. I'm not always the most outspoken person about my personal politics, I try to focus on improve 'the man in the mirror' as Michael Jackson would sing. But yeah, I'm interested in intersectional feminism. I drink much less than I did in my early 20s, I'd rather get stoned.

Visiting California for a couple weeks. Let's hang out while I'm around.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working a shitty job, playing bass in an '80s-style hardcore punk band, singing and playing guitar in a sad, punk/pop punk band, booking shows in the basement of the punkhouse I live in, so basically wasting it...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Towing the line between not taking myself too seriously and not acting like a complete goddamn joke.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually my beard, tattoos, maybe my nose ring.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Authors: Aaron Cometbus, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Matt Fraction, Stan Lee, Liz Prince, Cristy Road, JD Salinger, & Kurt Vonnegut.

Movies: The Avengers (and all the other Marvel Cinematic Universe films), Cabin In The Woods, High Fidelity, Hot Fuzz, Rock 'N' Roll High School, Say Anything, Serendipity, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Zoolander, etc.

TV: Breaking Bad, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Community, Game Of Thrones, House Of Cards, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Mad Men, Orange Is The New Black, Parks & Recreation, Peep Show, Sons Of Anarchy, Trailer Park Boys, True Detective, The Walking Dead, Wilfred, etc.

Music: Green Day, Pinhead Gunpowder, Descendents, Jawbreaker, The Copyrights, The Ergs!, Dear Landlord, The Lemonheads, Tenement, Big Eyes, Masked Intruder, New Creases, The Dopamines, Crimpshrine, Dillinger Four, The Replacements, The Exploding Hearts, J Church, House Boat, The Measure [SA], RVIVR, ELO, Paul Simon (& Art Garfunkel), Mana, The Muffs, The Zombies, Iron Chic, Dion & The Belmonts, Herman's Hermits, The Specials, Kid Dynamite, Lifetime etc.

Food: Sushi, Burritos, Pizza, Sandwiches/Tortas, BBQ.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You know how Abed in Community constantly thinks about living out tropes from his favorite movies? I do that with songs. From drinking $5 pints at SFO to returning home with a handful of (freshly dumpstered) flowers and a bottle of cheap wine, in the summertiiiiiime. I also make a lot of obscure references (for those of you not in the know, the first song reference was to Alkaline Trio's San Francisco and the latter was to Crimpshrine's Summertime.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Karaoke, punk shows, movies, board games, comics, depends on who is around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I combat depression and bipolarity with humor and a particular herbal remedy.
You should message me if
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You like singing '90s altrock at karaoke.