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25 M Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:42pm
Hispanic / Latin
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a punk dude into making bad puns, general nerdery, and intersectional feminist politics. I'm pretty friendly guy unless your racist, classist, homophobic, transphobic, or an asshole in general. Oh, and if you're into the whole Meyers-Briggs thing, I'm an ENFP (though I'm borderline on the extroversion/introversion scale).
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing pop punk songs, trying to fill the void.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Towing the line between not taking myself too seriously and not acting like a total goddamn joke.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Glasses, beard, tattoos, maybe my nose ring.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Authors: Aaron Cometbus, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Matt Fraction, Stan Lee, & JD Salinger.

Movies: The Avengers (and all the other Marvel Cinematic Universe films), Cabin In The Woods, High Fidelity, Hot Fuzz, Rock 'N' Roll High School, Say Anything, Serendipity, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Zoolander, etc.

TV: Breaking Bad, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Community, Game Of Thrones, House Of Cards, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Mad Men, Orange Is The New Black, Parks & Recreation, Peep Show, Sons Of Anarchy, Trailer Park Boys, True Detective, The Walking Dead, Wilfred, etc.

Music: Green Day, Pinhead Gunpowder, Descendents, Jawbreaker, The Copyrights, The Ergs!, Dear Landlord, The Beatles, The Who, Tenement, Big Eyes, Masked Intruder, New Creases, The Dopamines, Crimpshrine, Dillinger Four, The Replacements, The Exploding Hearts, J Church, House Boat, The Measure [SA], RVIVR, ELO, Paul Simon (& Art Garfunkel), Mana, The Muffs, The Zombies, Iron Chic, Dion & The Belmonts, Herman's Hermits, The Specials, etc.

Food: Sushi, Burritos, Pizza, Sandwiches/Tortas, BBQ.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Brown Rice.
2. Pinto Beans.
3. Double Chicken.
4. Corn Salsa.
5. Sour Cream, Cheese, and Guac.
6. For here.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You know how Abed in Community constantly thinks about living out tropes from his favorite movies? I do that with songs. From drinking $5 pints at SFO to returning home with a handful of (freshly dumpstered) flowers and a bottle of cheap wine, in the summertiiiiiime. I also make a lot of obscure references (for those of you not in the know, the first song reference was to Alkaline Trio's San Francisco and the latter was to Crimpshrine's Summertime.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show or watching a terrible B-movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I combat depression and bipolarity with humor and a particular herbal remedy.
You should message me if
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You wanna get stoned and watch Gilmore Girls.