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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:57pm
Hispanic / Latin
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I like punk rock and comic books a lot. I play in a couple of bands right now, always looking to play in more. I have an adorable cat, named Lockheed, who has made my preexisting dad humor that much worse. I'm into feminism, particularly of the intersectional variety. I drink much less than I did in my early 20s, I'd rather get stoned.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making ice cream for a living, playing bass in an '80s-style hardcore punk band, singing and playing guitar in a sad, punk/pop punk band, booking shows in the basement of the punkhouse I live in, drawing fliers for said shows, reading and writing comics.
I’m really good at
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Making awful puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually my beard, or whatever t-shirt I've got on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Authors: Aaron Cometbus, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Matt Fraction, Stan Lee, Liz Prince, Cristy Road, JD Salinger, & Kurt Vonnegut.

Movies: The Avengers (and all the other Marvel Cinematic Universe films), Cabin In The Woods, High Fidelity, Hot Fuzz, Rock 'N' Roll High School, Say Anything, Serendipity, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Zoolander, etc.

TV: Agent Carter, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Better Call Saul, Breaking Bad, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Community, Daredevil, The Flash, Game Of Thrones, House Of Cards, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Lucas Bros Moving Company, Mad Men, Orange Is The New Black, Parks & Recreation, Peep Show, Sons Of Anarchy, Trailer Park Boys, True Detective, The Walking Dead, Wilfred, etc.

Music: Green Day, Pinhead Gunpowder, Descendents, Jawbreaker, The Copyrights, The Ergs!, Dear Landlord, The Lemonheads, Tenement, Big Eyes, Masked Intruder, New Creases, The Dopamines, Crimpshrine, Dillinger Four, The Replacements, The Exploding Hearts, J Church, House Boat, The Measure [SA], RVIVR, ELO, Paul Simon (& Art Garfunkel), Mana, The Muffs, The Zombies, Iron Chic, Dion & The Belmonts, Herman's Hermits, The Specials, Kid Dynamite, Lifetime etc.

Food: Sushi, Burritos, Pizza, Sandwiches/Tortas, BBQ.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make a pun out of any given situation. Like seriously, the worst puns. You'll probably want to punch me. I'm fine with that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Karaoke, punk shows, movies, board games, comics, depends on who is around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I combat depression and bipolarity with humor and a particular herbal remedy.
You should message me if
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you wanna go on a themed date, like watching Honey, I Shrunk the Kids +/ Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves, then going to the movies to see Ant-Man in 3D IMAX. After a date like that, we could certainly grow to like one another.