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wetnewspaper

27 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Poet, artist, dancer, lover. Human being.

Not really. I'm an acorn-penised misanthrope with bad breath.

I write ads for a living, but that doesn't mean I'm a shit, honest.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Tough one.

I like working so I work a lot. Aiming for this thing called 'the good life'. I've been telling myself I'll be living it next year for years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing silly things and getting into trouble. Ranting about Tories.

Is this a trick question?

Hustling.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
First the smell, then the awful personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Powdered ham, a nice cool glass of onion juice, sour meats, and sausage water.

I can't be bothered to pretend I'm clever by listing every high-brow writer I can think of. I like books though.

Does this work? My Spotify thing http://open.spotify.com/user/rotreg
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Motorbikes. Chili sauce. Beer.x2
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work. Motorbikes. Girls. Pals. Dogs. Bad poems. Flowery ties. Space 'n' stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crying.

I've had such a weird couple of years I couldn't really say.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think Babyshambles are a better band than the Libertines were.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The snare drum THWACK at the beginning of Like A Rolling Stone.