Poet, artist, dancer, lover. Human being.
Not really. I'm an acorn-penised misanthrope with bad breath.
I write ads for a living, but that doesn't mean I'm a (total) shit, honest.
I'm actually just a bit introverted which I think makes me seem awkward. A bit shy at first but really I'm a nice fun person.
God, I'm making myself sound like a jemble. I'm not, just not a Friday night at all bar one clapham what a goal banter lad.