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wetnewspaper

27 London, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just re-opening this after time off.

Poet, artist, dancer, lover. Human being.

Not really. I'm an acorn-penised misanthrope with bad breath.

I write ads for a living, but that doesn't mean I'm a (total) shit, honest.

I'm actually just a bit introverted which I think makes me seem awkward. A bit shy at first but really I'm a nice fun person.

God, I'm making myself sound like a jemble. I'm not, just not a Friday night at all bar one clapham what a goal banter lad.
What I’m doing with my life
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Hanging out with my dog Mavis (Yorkshire terrier).

Making stuff up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hustling.
Speaking German.
Also I'm good at my job.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
First the smell, then the awful personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Powdered ham, a nice cool glass of onion juice, sour meats, and sausage water.

I can't be bothered to pretend I'm clever by listing every high-brow writer I can think of. I like books though.

Just finished reading Watchmen. Kind of a science fiction nerd. Like comics a lot.

Music is just to big for this box (but I'll have a go). Last artists spotify says I listened to are: Nick Lowe, Brian Wilson, Noura Mint Seymali, Beach boys, Super Furry Animals, Ex Hex, Silver Apples, Tame Impala, Joan Baez, Little Beaver, Fela Kuti, Robyn Hitchcock and Neil Young. Dad music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My motorbike. Chili sauce. Beer. My dog. Being awkward. Spotify.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work. Motorbikes. Girls. Pals. Dogs. Bad poems. Stupid drawings. Flowery ties. Space 'n' stuff. Soul music.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to records.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think Babyshambles are a better band than the Libertines were.
You should message me if
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Why not, eh?