Quit fucking around and read my shit.
Hello0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0,hello. is that your
real body?
My name is
Amanda,
I am initially here for the lame tests to cure my boredom when
needed. You can message me if you would like, I might reply if it's
interesting enough otherwise I wouldn't bother, If you plan on
asking me "How are you?" or "What's up" Please do not...I would
hate to repeat myself. If you insist on messaging me anyway, i
would be prefer if you knew how to spell or at least spelled out
your words. Thanks.
I don't like the sound of number 2 pencils writing on paper, it
makes me grind my teeth. I'm allergic to animal saliva. I drink
waaaaayyyyy too much
juice for my own good, you can find me
double fisting in the night times. I have only one talent or skill
i would say and that is making friendship bracelets. I'm reals
good. I will totally make you one and send it to you. BFF! I could
be an awesome
pen-pal if you're interested. I don't
have a job or a life basically so i spend all my time here on the
computer, it's mostly fun. uhh I have dry skin. I love getting my
eyebrows waxed. I also love getting the mail its the highlight of
my day. I live for my
Netflix. yessssssss!
I say crazy shit all day. I never make any sense, but it sounds
good in my head.
My mind springs back like a loaded gun and if the words come out,
you better turn and run.
PSst. www.myspace.com/girlshaveginas
I PREFER NOT TO RECEIVE MESSAGES LIKE THIS ONE HERE BELOW. I DON'T
CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING OR WHAT YOUR FUTURE PLANS ARE.
YOU CAN WORK AT BURGER KING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. AS LONG AS
YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU MAKE ME HAPPY. THEN THINGS WILL WORK
OUT.
"You have certainly peaked my interests, I have been here 2 months
now, I just returned from Iraq. I have about 10 months left in the
army then I get to go back to school, I don't think I will ever
stop taking classes, I want to get my masters in Computer
engineering and then go back to school for music so I can get a PHD
in Music theory and then get one in Music Composition. I'm a hiker
and I love to do all day trails, I just got back from Lake Isabel
in the cascades, it was a 12 hour round trip hike, it was amazing.
Do you ever find yourself doing such crazy things?"
Not doing anything.
Not making sense.
Hurting your feelings.
Pretending not to care.
Changing my myspace page a bunch.
I hate you.
I'm white, i have hair, and breasts.
Book:
Ender's
Game,
Choke.
Movies:
Rocket
Science, The United States of Leland,Brick, imaginary Heroes,
Domino and
Pineapple Express. Music:
Gatsby's American Dream, Anthony Green, Emarosa, You me and
everyone we know,
Ben Kweller, Michael Jackson, City
and Colour,
Copeland, Julia Nunes.... Food: Mexican
:D
Proper folded toilet paper.
Chapstick.
Juice.
Socks.
Natalie
Eyebrows.
I don't like the country. Creeps me out. In the country, dead
bodies live in swamps, and ditches, and shallow graves. A man dumps
the body of a girl in a ditch. The body rots; Melts into slime.
Flowers pop up where the body lies, seeds fly out of the flowers,
and a bee sucks the flowers and makes honey. And then the family of
the girl buys the honey from the store. And the family eats the
girl.
Currently it's spent playing WoW till 4 in the morning. I've been
pretty lonely. I don't know why, I'm way too cool for this life
style. I rather be wasted and naked.
I drool when I shower.
I also have a crooked finger. shhh. Basketball accident or birth
defect we will never know.
You're a tranny, because i want you to be my best friend.
or If you simply just want to spit some words at me no matter what
you are... I'm down.