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31 M Round Rock, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:24pm
6′ 5″ (1.95m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Oh no, the dreaded self-summary. I spent my teens as a dorky, lanky, catholic, athletic, video-game obsessed, momma's boy. I spent my 20s as a dorky, pothead, atheist, athletic, overly liberal, nomadic hipster. I lived in 5 states and 2 foreign countries in my 20s. At the beginning of my 30s, I am a socialite, light drinking, very light smoking, post-religious, centrist, athletic, yuppie.
What I’m doing with my life
making dat money money to pay dem billz yall.

showing you how to do what I do on the court of life, son.

Seriously, I am a Math Teacher and I love it.
I’m really good at
Chess, Settlers of Catan, Poker, Bananagrams, reading Body Language, Giving Advice
The first things people usually notice about me
People say I look like either Ben Affleck, Michael Phelps, Eli Manning, or Woody from Toy Story.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Private Empire, Briefer History of Time, Song of Ice and Fire series, Dark Tower Series, Foundation Series, Ghost Wars, Manufacturing Consent, Debt the first 5000 years, The Possessed (Demons), Crime and Punishment, The Plague, Pygmy, Choke, Slaughterhouse Five, Glamorama, The Informers, The Carl Jung Reader, Discipline and Punish, The Order of Things,

Die Hard, Robocop, Total Recall (the Arnold one), Conan the Barbarian (the Arnold one), Downfall, Groundhog Day, Caddyshack, Seven Samurai, Fight Club, Water Wars, The Fog of War, Ken Burns Baseball

Jeopardy, South Park, Key and Peele, The Wire, Deadwood, the Soup, Metalocalypse, Eagleheart

Interpol, Real Estate, Mastodon, Warren Zevon, Aesop Rock, GZA, RZA, Ghostface Killah, LCD Soundsystem, Rolling Stones, Paul Simon, Kronos Quartet, Social Distortion, Live, Offspring, Filter, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Deftones, Neko Case, 311, Brahms, Miles Davis, Duke Ellington

Peanut Butter, Curry, Sriracha, Eggs, Cheese, Mangos, Grapefruit, Honey, Oats, Honey Bunches of Oats
The six things I could never do without
peanut butter, ketchup, rye whiskey, sports injuries, the smell of used books, and Ginger Beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how I can be a better teacher, how to improve my golf swing, and what to write about.
On a typical Friday night I am
drinking Dark & Stormies and playing Rocksmith on my left-handed Fender.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was 20, I worked at a Walmart.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to sinply get a drink and talk when i first meet you, you would like to trade off massages if we really start to hang out (this activity has always been an important part of my better relationships), and you are open-minded.

PLEASE READ: Recent studies show that people who rarely ask questions about other people's lives lack empathy and self-esteem. I do not want to make friends with people who are self-absorbed and have fragile egos. I ask questions. Please do the same. I had to put this after reading many self-absorbed messages.