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Hey, I'm Wayne. I love to make people laugh and I am usually the
one who makes everyone in the room laugh with witty one
I'm usually more of a stay at home type, definitely looking for
someone to cuddle up with on the couch (absolutely love and miss
cuddling) and watch movies with.
I love to play video games and watch random movies/shows on Hulu
and Netflix. (If you have a good suggestion for something I should
see, message me) I usually like to watch comedies but also love a
good horror flick, and yes, I also really enjoy romances.
I'm also pretty big into music. My tastes in music have a wide
range, but I mostly stick to rock and metal. Some of my favorites
are: Avenged Sevenfold, A Day to Remember, Disturbed, Skillet,
Black Veil Brides, Wiz Khalifa, Slipknot, Celine Dion.
I am looking for someone that can be spontaneous and make me laugh.
Someone who isn't afraid to show affection and be an honest and
If you want to know anymore or if I viewed your profile and you
think we could get along, feel free to message me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently work full time and am planning on going back to
I’m really good at
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I am really good at making people laugh (including myself)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my sense of humor or how I try to make everyone laugh. I
have also been told i have beautiful eyes, so maybe that too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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As far as books are concerned, I like anything Dan Brown, Darren
Shan, the Hunger Games Trilogy, and anything else that catches my
I am not too picky when it comes to movies, but I do love horror
movies and I am a total sap for romances, especially romantic
Since I don't have television currently, I can't really keep too
current on most shows unless they are on Netflix or Hulu, but I do
really love House, Dr. Who, Torchwood, The Walking Dead, anything
adult swim, anime in general, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,
and much more.
I listen to just about anything really, except I am not the biggest
fan of Country. I usually listen to rock, metal, or punk music, but
it all depends on what I feel like listening to. Some of my
favorite bands (in no particular order) are A Day To Remember,
Skillet, Avenged Sevenfold, Hollywood Undead and many more.
I love all kinds of food, and don't usually come across too much I
don't like. My favorites are sushi and chicken parmesan with angel
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can't really think of what to put here without being cliche and
putting something like water or air, so I will do my best, but
don't assume that I need these things in my life at all
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the future will turn out, outcomes to possible scenarios,
numbers (lol) pretty much anything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either I am working or trying to find something to do or people to
hang out with.
You should message me if
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