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34 M Tallahassee, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:13pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Caffeine addict. Beer snob. Tinkerer. Reader. Lover of the natures. Bike nerd. Poolhall junkie (ex-pat). Gamer (also ex-pat). IN(TF)P. Visual/kinesthetic learner. Solar powered. Student. Social liberal. Human garbage disposal. Lover of puppies. Just so we’re clear, those last two are not related.

What kind of bird... are you?
What I’m doing with my life
Sociology/stats at FSU. Fixing all the things. Having all the fun. (or at least, you know, some of it. there's a lot of fun out there)
I’m really good at
Fixing all the things. Riding bikes in the dirt. I can drop a phone like no one's business. Osculation. Putting words together. Not quite hearing things. Injuring myself in hilarious ways.
The first things people usually notice about me
The only thing about me is the way I walk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Gaiman, Pratchett, Herbert, King, Sagan, Heinlein, Tolkien, Stephenson, Card (homophobe or not, I like his fiction), McCaffrey, Simmons, and Crichton. I do love me some sci-fi and dragons.

Tremors, Pitch Black, Sunshine, LotR, Garden State. Appleseed, Monty Python, Black Dynamite, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Star Wars, Star Trek, Wristcutters, Secretary, Your Highness, Moonrise Kingdom, The Fountain, Avengers, Ghibli stuff, gory zombie flicks, all those '90s life epiphany movies (SLC Punk, Reality Bites etc). So many.

GoT, Justified, Falling Skies, Girls, Breaking Bad, Arrow, and Newsroom are all groovy. The Walking Dead, baby. X-Files, Star Trek Trueblood, but seriously, don't tell anyone. Actually, basically everything HBO does is good shit. I think The West Wing was one of the best TV shows ever.

Music! I dig it. Many flavors of it. The good ones. We can talk about it, but not here.

Food? Yesplz. Hold the olives.
The six things I could never do without
If I were to wake up tomorrow, and found certain non-obvious things missing from the universe, I would be sad. I would probably be able to live, but you know, I would be sad. Some of those things:

Music! Sushi. The intertrons. Mint M&M's. Late walks. Electricity. Mountain bikes. Individual agency. Quality beer. Fried chicken. Coffee. Humans. Fun socks. Reddit (though honestly I probably have homework to do instead). Bananas. The Oxford comma. Orange soda. And sweet, sweet, sweet potato fries.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ways to justify buying more tools. Why people do all the confusing things they do. Better ways to procrastinate. Apocalypses of many flavors. The fate of the English language. Being outside when I am stuck inside. What's for second breakfast. That kind of thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ruining my Saturday morning? Playing drunken Cranium or Pictionary Telephone or Cards Against Humanity? Watching reruns of The West Wing and eating an entire box of cookies? Fixing something? Homework? Killing pixels? What I'm saying is, I'm not entirely sure I have typical Fridays anymore, is what I'm saying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a secret robot ninja sent here from the future to write cliche responses to online dating profile prompts.

Sometimes I message people with 90% + enemy ratings and challenge them to cardboard tube duels at dawn. You pick the place. Bring coffee.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I just want to hang out with someone cool, drink tasty beer, crack wise and make with the hijinx. So, if you're into those things too, send me a lovely message! Bonus points for liberalishness, nerd tendencies, not tasting like tar, liking outdoor activities that don’t usually involve gasoline or killing things, and having a reasonably well-tuned cardiovascular system.