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whambampretycat

28 F Eureka, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am currently reconstructing my self image, internally and externally. Making a routine that I can execute on a daily basis (working out, studying to become a teacher, going out)
Discovering new passions and igniting old flames in artistic projects (photography, painting, dancing)
Pushing myself to be more independent, eventually living and owning my own home, being more self reliant and figuring out this whole autonomous sustainable living off the grid thing people talk about.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm temporarily working as a fucking Librarian!! Love LOVE love the job!!
Working out I hope every day.
Preparing myself for the CBEST in becoming a future educator (wonk wonk).
Drawing and writing poetry or short stories when I am inspired.
figuring out what the next adventure in my life is going to be.
Reading lots and lots of books simultaneously.
I’m really good at
Making my family and friends feel better and appreciated; spelling, day-dreaming, scoring free piles, constantly changing my mind, dancing, and having fun with a good book.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors"
Laura Esquivel (Water for Chocolate, Malinche, Art of Love)
Gabriel Garcia Marques (100 Years of Solitude)
Nicholas Sparks (The Notebook)
Anne Rice (The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty the trilogy)
movies:
The Notebook
Where the Wild Things Are
Music:
* exfm.com is the best in listening to different kinds of genres.
Chill wave and mashups. <3 you!!
Pandora.com
Live performances
Manu Chao
Erykah Badu
System Of a Down
The Violent Femmes
Lyrics Born
Cypress Hill
Damian Marley
Bob Marley
Mos Def
Collie Buddz
food:
Cook me something and I will let you know.
The six things I could never do without
camera, writing utensil, my vision, hearing, imagination, and a book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
when I might die and how.
the past, present, and future.
food. (gluten free products)
friends and lovers.
Career and how I can make my passion my career.
working out and the goals I have set for myself regarding my health.
family.
vacation trips.
chocolate from Venlos.
art. Live my passion. Be an artist. Painting, writing poetry and short stories.
Ted Talks Ideas. . . (What would I talk about?)
Cars. To have vs. not have vs. public transportation vs. bicycling vs. walking
dancing.
breathing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
92 Truths:
1. For the past 3 years I been dodging a real relationship with another human being. But now the jaguar is getting tired and is perhaps looking for the hunter to catch her, if they worth it.
2. Im stubbornly independent.
3. I like tequila.
4. I worry sometimes about the silliest of things.
5. I do not like to mop.
6. I get irritated when after washing dishes someone uses and dirties a dish immediately after.
7. When it comes to cleaning the bathroom, I try and take a shower right after.
8. I do not want to work a regular job.
9. I do not want to live a normal life (i.e. get a job, buy a house, pay to live in a little box, get married, have kids, die old).
10. There are ugly babies in the world.
11. I use to be very self conscious of my ass when I was younger.
12. I am not just about my ass, I actually have a personality, and quite sharp too if you piss me off.
13. I'm learning to be open when it comes to love and not think too much about it.
14. I believe I am an alien from another world and when I look at people and listen to people who speak of normalcy, I wonder how the hell do I know you? How the fuck am I here?
15. I think too much.
16. I never have a plan.
17. I'm always living on the edge.
18. I love to dance.
19. I love cooking ganja food for people and for fun.
20. I love weed, but cannot smoke it.
21. Literacy is one of the most powerful tools you can give and teach to another human being.
22. Art another great tool in bringing consciousness to the community.
23. Laughter is medicine to a broken heart.
24. Im moving forward at becoming the person I am supposed to be.
25. There are certain parts of my childhood and life that I cannot remember.
26. The reason I left home was because I wanted to start a life elsewhere.
27. The reason I do not want to leave Humboldt County is I have a lifestyle here that my family would not approve of.
28. I feel like I haven't aged after I turned 16.
29. I am always amazed by the advancements in technology.
30. I'm eventually going to sign up for a walking or running marathon.
31. I love riding my bicycle.
32. I love roller blading in the streets.
33. I'm learning to follow through on activities and projects.
34. I am a voracious reader.
35. I never stay up to date with what is going on with the law and changes in policies.
36. I want to be a revolutionary but do not want to leave my family.
37. I do not believe in religious deities.
38. I love fashion.
39. I feel like a giant around all my little female friends.
40. I wonder if my muscle memory is still on point??
41. #3 is one of my favorite numbers.
42. I might finally be over a life long crush of mine from the old neighborhood.
43. When I say no that means no. When I say take me home you best take me home.
44. I really am looking for a guy I want to spend a large part of my time with on an intimate soul searching level that I can be intimate, loving and nurturing to who will reciprocate those same emotions for a long while.
45. I find people in relationships and the bonds they share a beautiful thing.
46. My parents are the cutest couple ever.
47. I love my mother's self confidence.
48. I love my sister's intellectual tact.
49. I love my older sister's bluntness and the way she moves on the dance floor.
50. I love how the women in my family laugh loudly.
51. I love that I'm changing for the better.
52. I think kids are the coolest little beings in the world.
53. Water and land are the two most precious things in the world.
54. I planted a tree.
55. I do not lie as much as I use to.
56. I love staying up late so I can hear when the whole world is silent, asleep, and inactive.
57. I love solitude.
58.I created a whole new fb account so I won't have to accept certain people that know me.
59. Some people are plain stupid.
60. What is the internet good for?
61. I've always wanted to take pictures of car crashes.
62. Natural death is a part of life. But what is natural? Poverty? Famine? Cancer?
63. All crooked politicians need to be placed into a labor camp and rebuild the countries they have destroyed.
64. More schools need to be built.
65. Children need to be given more choices and decide for themselves what their educational path needs to be like, not a set curriculum.
66. Borders need to be demolished.
67. There should be no presidents.
68. Everyone deserves a siesta.
69. No one needs to work, unless by choice or unless they are doing something that is beneficial for all.
70. People need to dance more.
71. I love taking photos of everything that is around me.
72. I have an instagram account for artistic reasons.
73. I wish people wrote more letters by hand and had actual conversations without the need for technology.
74. I enjoy talking to myself in public.
75. I'm learning to take care of my hair and use things called shampoo and conditioner.
76. I love making people laugh.
77. The circle background of the virgen de guadalupe looks like a vagina to me. :)
78. I no longer care what people think about me.
79. Me encanta hablar, escribir y cantar en espanol igualmente escucharlo pero vivo en un lugar donde no hay un comunidad grande y lleno de latinos. :( .
80. Chivalry is not dead. People just need to be more creative.
81. I am not a dainty woman, though I am a sucker for someone who can recite a poem, play a tune, and bring me flowers.
82. I'm still attempting in practicing moderation.
83. I do not brush or floss my teeth all the time.
84. I'm becoming an adult.
85. I do not like microwaves.
86. I love eating cold leftovers.
87. I like cooking with people.
88. I'm still selfish when it comes to sharing food.
89. I don't mind going dutch, just fuckin ask.
90. I love being a designated driver for my friends and family, allows me to drive a plethora of vehicles.
91. I want to learn to drive stick.
92. Salvador Dali is a favorite artist of mine.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
you're funny.
You are from the dying analog years.
You like to read.
You are kind of a nerd or dork.
you have an edge about yourself, but you are not dangerous.
you love yourself, but are not egocentric.
you are open to different lifestyles and ideas.
you are not intimidated by intelligent women.
you like to dance and go out.
you are not an asshole.
You are not married.
You don't have kids.
You are not a bum.
You actually live in the area.
You are working on improving yourself.
You are not depressed.
You are actually looking to meet a woman and not some stupid girl for a one night stand.