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what_is_kerning

29 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French, Other

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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Born and raised in San Francisco. Moved to New York because where else do you go after SF? Dipped my toes in France and Kenya. Where to next?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working on my elementary ed masters, so essentially trying to survive grad school with my enthusiasm and drive intact.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recognizing hip-hop samples. Compiling mixtapes. Brewing beer.

I'm less really good at self-promotion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Some of everything and all of nothing. Lots of jazz, hip-hop, and soul these days, but lots of anything else on others. Anything African or Brazilian on all days.

My current jam: http://www.nowness.com/day/2014/1/24/3619/william-onyeabor-fantastic-man (If this video resonates, you and I will get along great.)

Books: Borges, Calvino, Coetzee, Murakami, McCarthy. I don't care so much about plot or subject matter, as long as the writing snags me.

I'll eat anything you put in front of me--the weirder, the better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sriracha and soy sauce are really all I need. And a bike to get wherever I'm going to use them. And as long as you're taking requests, I wouldn't mind some jams on the stereo and some suds in my mug.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking. What happened before the big bang? What private dramas are playing out in the heads of the people I pass in the street? What's for dinner?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Debating whether I'd rather enjoy all of Friday night or some of Saturday morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a terminal case of foot in mouth disorder.
You should message me if
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You find yourself on a sardonic goofball's okc profile.

- Your heart racing ever so slightly, you send him a witty message. [Turn to page 23]
- You roll your eyes and wonder why in the world this idiot has decided to make this a choose your own adventure. [Turn to page NULL]