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whatever32133

37 M Asheville, NC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Management
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Afrikaans (Poorly), LISP (Fluently), Welsh (Poorly), Farsi (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hanging out seeing music and drinking beers. Try to work as little as possible, and focus mainly on my social life.
What I’m doing with my life
Not a whole lot right now, basically just enjoying it.
I’m really good at
Watching sports, and drinking beer. I am really good at running up a bar tab.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not really Frank Zappa
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(a) I'll read pretty much anything. I think I have the ADD though, so I usually don't remember what I read. (b) Pulp Fiction, Jesus Christ Superstar, Big Lebowski, Fargo, Greendale, Gettysburg, The Big Chill. (c) Modest Mouse, Rap, Neil Young, Stephen Malkmus, the cure, Wilco, Motown, Stax. (d)I like ALL foods
The six things I could never do without
Music, sports on tv, beer, shoes, money, likker
I spend a lot of time thinking about
life, nothing, why the braves never pull it out in the post season, ways to make more money
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that my picture is really Frank Zappa.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–80
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Your brain tells you to.