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whatever32133

38 Asheville, NC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–80
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Management
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Afrikaans (Poorly), LISP (Fluently), Welsh (Poorly), Farsi (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hanging out seeing music and drinking beers. Try to work as little as possible, and focus mainly on my social life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not a whole lot right now, basically just enjoying it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Watching sports, and drinking beer. I am really good at running up a bar tab.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not really Frank Zappa
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) I'll read pretty much anything. I hate reading though, so I usually don't remember what I read. (b) Pulp Fiction, Jesus Christ Superstar, Big Lebowski, Fargo, Greendale, Gettysburg, The Big Chill. (c) Modest Mouse, Rap, Neil Young, Stephen Malkmus, the cure, Wilco. (d)I like ALL foods
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, sports on tv, beer, shoes, money, likker
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life, nothing, whatever, you, zzzzzz
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking and other stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that my picture is really Frank Zappa.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your brain tells you to.