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whateverashley

27 Philadelphia, PA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like people watching, daydreaming, and hanging out with my dog... Among other things. I like to check out bars and little eateries for good beer and good food. It would be super cool to make fun of things with a dude who is funny and can find entertainment in the mundane.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a biologist who left academia for nursing school. I'm spending time decorating my new apartment and exploring Philly with friends. I pay the bills by nannying a pretty cool little kid
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, telling stories, sleeping, listening, whistling, baking, embarrassing myself, spelling, forgetting things, remembering things, losing things, taking crappy pictures, impressing my parents, depressing my parents.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This question seems to be an easy way for people to brag about their best feature, so I'll just say I get lots of eyebrow compliments, which is pretty cool.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like books and try to read often, but it's kinda tough between work and school. I gravitate towards satirical personal essay type stuff (Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris) and I've recently gotten into poetry, so if you've got any poet suggestions, let me know! TV: shameless, new girl, game of thrones, parks and rec, walking dead, workaholics, cops, broad city. I like all kinds of music as long as it doesn't suck. Pizza is my favorite food but I'm also into most other cuisines except for Vietnamese. Oh and Harry Potter everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My crystals, my crystal ball, my cat named Crystal, my stripper named Crystal, crystal meth, and of course, God.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
all the things I want to do, how cheese is made, my weird dreams, how to train my dog to play dead, how much denim is too much denim.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends. I'd like to say a typical Friday means going on a fun new adventure, but I have to be up really early some Saturdays, so lately Fridays have been a lot of binge watching Criminal Minds until I force myself to go to bed at 9:00 PM.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate popsicle sticks. I guess that's not really private information.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to? you liked my profile? you never want to browse crappy ass profiles on okcupid ever again? you wanna go on fun springtime dates? let's do that.