whatifiambatman
22 Oviedo, FL
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My self-summary
I just like cuddling and cute girls
What I’m doing with my life
Taking every step possible to keep humans and animals off the streets. A degree in engineering comes first

Also there is Lex and his sidekick Harley. Lex is the batdog to my batman. He loves long car rides with the windows down, 30 minute walks, extra feedings at non-fancy places (the garbage can). Harley just wants to cuddle
I’m really good at
Making plans to go out, getting lost, picking up dogs, eating burgers and pizza. Also I love sending gifs of dogs stuck in things to people, e.g. sweaters.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty short with lots of very vertically gifted friends. Or that I carry around a tall flag to not get lost in department stores and still manage to get lost
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Anything that will make me emotionally involved enough to cry. Also: Ready Player One, Y: To Kill A Mockingbird, Calvin and Hobbes, FoxTrot, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, the Host, Enders Game.

Movies:
Netflix

Shows:
Everything, especially dramas

Music:
Pop-punk, rock, rap, hip-hop, old country, musicals. Y'know, a little of everything

Games:
Sleeping Dogs, Skyrim, Dragon Age: Inquisition Minecraft, League of Legends, Mass Effect, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, , Left 4 Dead 2
The six things I could never do without
Eyebrows
My sense of adventure
An over-abundance of thingamajigs
A Jug of water
My best friend(s)
Hair-ties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Will Kanye Yeezus West really run for president in 2020

Or whether the CEO of Tesla, Elon Musk, will take over the world in my lifetime.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dinner with my grandfather, out with friends, playing pool, drinking, eating, in bed, or at the gym
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I also get really sad when I kill a bug. I was visibly upset for a whole day over a cricket I killed on accident. Don't even get me started about accidental roadkill, i love the trend of funeral wakes for random animals.
You should message me if
You believe that milk chocolate is by far the best chocolate

or

You find Natalie Portman sexy
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