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whatifiambatman

22 Orlando, FL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 19–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 28
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love learning as much as I can about as many topics as I can. I have an open heart and an open mind, and refrain from judging as much as possible. I quite like the company of cute girls, whether we have the exact same interests or not.

I'll leave the rest of my many qualities for you to figure out! For those interested in my Myers-Briggs test results, I'mINFJ.

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning, exploring, going new places with friends, enjoying my time :). Looking for someone to share it with.

Other than Lex. Lex is the batdog to my batman. He loves long car rides with the windows down, 30 minute walks, extra feedings at non-fancy places (the garbage can). He would love to go on a date with you!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being compassionate, thinking of why things will or wont work, coming up for solutions for all kinds of problems, thinking about why people are the way they are, writing my guide on how to be an evil genius, sports, video games, swimming, researching, forgetting everything. I also really enjoy researching how to build and/or fix things such as computers and furniture because I'd rather fix everything than buy a new one.

Oh, and rambling.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty short with lots of very vertically gifted friends. Or that I carry around a tall flag to not get lost in department stores
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Anything that will make me emotionally involved enough to cry. Also: Ready Player One, Y: To Kill A Mockingbird, Calvin and Hobbes, FoxTrot, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, the Host, Enders Game.

Movies (Let's watch netflix):
Ip Man, The Intochables, Monica&David, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Robot & Frank, October Sky, Crazy Stupid Love, The Incredibles, The Swan Princess, Mulan, Hercules, Documentaries, Good Will Hunting, Donnie Darko, Signs, Any horror movie, any thriller movie

Shows:
Lost Girl, House of Cards, Once Upon A Time, Orange is the new Black, Downton Abbey, Big Brother, The Lying Game, Solitary, Supernatural, The Colony, Californication, Walking Dead, True Blood, Doctor Who, American Horror Story, Vampire Diaries

Music:
Also, tons of rock, alternative, pop-punk, dubstep, 90's pop, 90's alt-rock, hard rock, rock hits, soul, etc. Even some Electro-swing (I love old and new music).

Food:
Burgers, fries, pasta, applesauce, breakfast foods, mashed potatoes, spinach, hershey's chocolate, pizza, spinach, vanilla yogurt, cashews, apple sauce (yes, so good its twice) and fruit loops are the staples of my diet.

Games:
Not as much gaming anymore, but I have some favorites.
Sleeping Dogs, Skyrim, Minecraft, League of Legends, Mass Effect, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Quake 3, Left 4 Dead 2
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eyebrows
My sense of adventure
An over-abundance of thingamajigs
A Jug of water
My best friend(s)
Hair-ties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do you say "sharper than a ball-bearing." A sharp ball bearing wouldn't be round and thus wouldn't work, rendering it incapable of performing it's job properly. So saying you're as sharp as a ball bearing isn't an insult, it means you are exactly as you should be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hiding under a plethora of pillows and blankets and watching shows until 2 a.m. Assuming, of course, that I actually make it past 9 p.m.

Haha, just kidding! Sort of. I'm working on the "Yes Man" concept and saying yes to much more opportunities than I have before!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I also get really sad when I kill a bug. I was visibly upset for a whole day over a cricket I killed on accident. Don't even get me started about accidental roadkill.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go rock climing, take dance lessons, go paintballing, watch netflix, or just shoot the shit at the place of your choosing.

or

You want me to charm you and take you to all my favorite date locations.