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whatifiambatman

21 Orlando, FL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:06pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I go out of my way to learn more about average people. I have an open heart and an open mind, and refrain from judging as much as possible. I quite like the company of cute girls, whether we have the exact same interests or not.

I'll leave the rest of my many qualities for you to figure out! For those interested in my Myers-Briggs test results, I'mINFJ.

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning, exploring, enjoying my time :). Looking for someone to share it with.

Other than Lex. Lex is the batdog to my batman. He loves long car rides with the windows down, 30 minute walks, extra feedings at non-fancy places (the garbage can). He would love to go on a date with you!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being compassionate, thinking of why things will or wont work, coming up for solutions for all kinds of problems, thinking about why people are the way they are, writing my guide on how to be an evil genius, sports, video games, swimming, researching, forgetting everything. I also really enjoy researching how to build and/or fix things such as computers and furniture because I'd rather fix everything than buy a new one.

Oh, and rambling.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty short with lots of very vertically gifted friends. Or that I carry around a tall flag to not get lost in department stores
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Anything that will make me emotionally involved enough to cry. Also: Ready Player One, Y: The Last Man (comic series), Calvin and Hobbes, FoxTrot, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, the Host, Enders Game.

Movies:
Movies are my favorite! Ip Man, The Intochables, Monica&David, Robot & Frank, But I'm A Cheerleader, October Sky, Hunger Games, Crazy Stupid Love, The Incredibles, The Swan Princess, Mulan, Hercules, Up!, I Robot, Wall-E, Drive, Donnie Darko, The Lord of the Rings, Signs, Any horror movie, any thriller movie

Shows:
Lost Girl, House of Cards, Breaking Bad, Orange is the new Black, Downton Abbey, Big Brother, The L Word, Solitary, Supernatural, The Colony, Mythbusters, Walking Dead, True Blood, Doctor Who, American Horror Story, Vampire Diaries

Music:
Also, tons of rock, alternative, pop-punk, dubstep, 90's pop, 90's alt-rock, hard rock, rock hits, soul, etc. Even some Electro-swing (I love old and new music).

Food:
Burgers, fries, pasta, applesauce, breakfast foods, mashed potatoes, spinach, hersheys chocolate, vanilla yogurt, cashews, apple sauce (yes, so good its twice) and fruit loops are the staples of my diet. I'm trying to expand the foods I do eat currently since I am such a picky eater.

Games:
Not as much gaming anymore, but I have some favorites.
Minecraft, League of Legends, Mass Effect, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Quake, Left 4 Dead 2
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eyebrows
Squats for my butt
An over-abundance of thingamajigs
Deoderant
My best friend
Hair-ties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do you say "sharper than a ball-bearing." A sharp ball bearing wouldn't be round and thus wouldn't work, rendering it incapable of performing it's job properly. So saying you're as sharp as a ball bearing isn't an insult, it means you are as should be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hiding under a plethora of pillows and blankets and watching shows until 2 a.m. Assuming, of course, that I actually make it past 9 p.m.

Haha, just kidding! Sort of. I'm working on the "Yes Man" concept and saying yes to much more opportunities than I have before!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I also get really sad when I kill a bug. I was visibly upset for a whole day over a cricket I killed on accident. Don't even get me started about accidental roadkill.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you want to be stupid together!

...or stay up all night talking