Records indicate I was born sometime in late 1986, and I'll have to trust them on that because honestly I had no idea what was going on around that time. Raised in a small town in southern California called Los Angeles (meaning the Angels), in a part of town called Los Feliz, (meaning the Happy). Not surprisingly I had a miserable childhood. No, nothing that interesting, really it was fine.
Went to school at UC Berkeley and got a Philosophy degree to ensure that I was a well-rounded individual who wouldn't be pressured with too many job opportunities in the future.
Moved up to Portland in 2009, moved into an awesome house in the inner SE, where I continue to exist until this very day.
With my continued existence, I go to places and do things. Mostly I go to places and do things which I enjoy doing or otherwise want to do (read: eating).
I also enjoy visiting places I haven't been to before, and doing things I've never done, and forming opinions on whether I enjoy them or not. Often, I do enjoy them, because existence itself is pretty great overall, and there's not too much that makes me feel otherwise.
To support this unquenchable thirst for continued existence, I work as a copywriter for a local float tank business. If you're unfamiliar, float tanks are large sound and light proof tubs filled with warm water that has been saturated with Epsom salt, so you float on the surface with ease. It's basically the most relaxing experience ever, and you'd probably love it.
I write in my spare time, short stories mostly, which I try to post with as much regularity as I can muster on my website.
There are other things about me too. Feel free to request more details.
First in line to buy a jetpack, then just flying like everywhere from then on.