Like everyone else on here, I admit that I'm not the best at summarizing myself. But it makes me feel an odd sense of pride that I can't summarize myself very easily. And I feel an odd sense of pride when I feel an odd sense of pride.
I like humor. It's probably one of the most important things in the world. I can't help but respect the fact that we laugh because we don't understand, and, that when we laugh, it's our brain throwing its metaphorical hands in the air and saying fuck it. So...fuck it, and laugh.
I've been on here a while, on and off, though in that time I've probably only successfully arranged a handful of dates. Early on I received the email that says "you're hot" and indicates that I'll now see more attractive people and be shown to more attractive people. I think this shows OKCupid to be pretty damn shallow.
I also get to moderate now, since I've been such a loyal member of this virtual dating pool. Don't know if I'm proud of this fact, exactly, but I mention it to say that I get to read hilarious messages and see terrible pictures that were flagged as inappropriate. On that note, ladies, I appoligize for many of the men on here. Rest assured I will wait a reasonable amount of time before saying, in a sensual whisper of course, "you're hot, lol, wanna fuk?"
I wish there was a modern society in the trees of a giant forest. I'm pretty sure it would be called Treetopolis. Canopia might work too though. I don't know, just sounds amazing.
I write in my spare time, short stories mostly, which I try to post with as much regularity as I can muster on my website.
There are other things about me too. Feel free to request more details.