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whatprovidence

34 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Greek (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the guy you take to meet your parents, or your boss, or your boss's parents.

You know how everyone was rooting for Duckie in Pretty in Pink but then Andrew McCarthy gets the girl. If only you could take the generous, wonderful personality of Duckie and then good looks and charm of Andrew McCarthy, you'd end up with a guy that I'd most certainly like to hang out with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've run a record company for the past 14 years as a night job. I play guitar in a band for a live talk show on tv and the internet every Wednesday night. I do a podcast called This Is Why It's Great where I overanalyze music.

Things I still on my bucket list include but not limited to: set foot on every continent (3 to go), start a music nonprofit for nyc school kids, own a van gogh, write a book, give a commencement speech and run for public office.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
solving problems
drinking coffee
tomato based sauces
useless trivia
forgetting names
subway directions
conversations
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes then sneakers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Crime and Punishment, Confederacy of Dunces, Calvin And Hobbes, Old Man and the Sea, Middlesex, Rabbit Run, Let the Great World Spin.

Movies: focus features, fox searchlight, sony picture classics, superhero movies and pixar. If you want to see me openly ball put on Up, Love Actually or The Princess Bride.

Music: Lately all I listen to are podcasts mainly This American Life, The Moth, WTF and Radio Lab. I'm having a lot of trouble not listening to the weakerthans, camera obscura, taylor swift and lately hip hop when I do feel like listening to music.

TV: Phineas & Ferb, Breaking Bad, Lost, The Chronicles of Young Indiana Jones, Nathan For You, Bob's Burgers and the best season of any TV show ever is The Simpsons Season 5.

Food: try anything twice, just in case the first time it wasn't done well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Here's a better six question. If you were hosting a dinner party for any six people, living, dead, or fictional, who would you invite?

Plato
FDR
Shakespeare
Hemingway (how fun would it be to drink with Hemingway? A lot.)
Sherlock Holmes
Picasso or Van Gogh, Picasso would be more fun but I'd geek out over Van Gogh more.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What will happen when the robots take over.
Why we don't have teleportation yet and how much better life would be with it.
The best way to walk every street in Manhattan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Here's another better section than this one.

Why we didn't have a second date:

She didn't know who Charles Darwin was.
She dropped out of college because 25 minutes by subway was too far.
She had restraining orders against everyone she ever dated.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My biggest fear in life is failing. No wait, spiders, definitely definitely spiders.
You should message me if
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you are staunchly against men wearing sandals, popped collars or you want to kill two minutes at work.

Bonus points if you are French.