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59 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 35–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 1
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
Has kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Sheesh, where to start. Well, professionally, I'm a public defense attorney. That should tell you I like fighting losing battles against overwhelming odds. I have three kids, 11 through 19, who I love madly when they are not purposely annoying me, and a ridiculously large dog who isn't real bright, but is awfully protective of the kids. I've been a river guide, tree thinner and a carpenter. I dropped out of high school to build a log cabin in southern Oregon woods, and even tried shoeing horses for a living. That didn't work out. Me and horses don't get along so well. I think they're smarter than I am. I was also a complete failure as a hippie.
I've written for alternative newspapers, and even published what I like to think of as a pretty good punk rock rag back in the 90s.
Given my work, most of the girls I meet have meth problems and restraining orders against their last three boyfriends. Not a recipe for success in the dating world.
So maybe OkCupid is a better bet. I don't know. I'll buy coffee, drinks or dinner. Let's see.
What I’m doing with my life
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Muddling through, mostly.
I’m really good at
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Muddling through, which is a lucky break for me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know. It's not something I usually ask. Really, who does? The first thing I notice about myself, on a daily basis, is that I could use a shave.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lately I've been enjoying reading Neil Gaiman, although I'm a little annoyed that I'm able to read his books quicker than he's able to write them. That goes for you, too, William Gibson.
I'm fond of the the Coen brothers. Millers Crossing never gets old. The Scifi film Serenity is genius, and it's hard not like Cary Grant. On the whole I prefer comedy to tragedy.
Speaking of tragedy, I still like listening to Amy Winehouse. And Nirvana. Sigh.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Criminals, obviously, a boy has to make a living. Rawhide chew toys. My dog weighs 120 pounds and is easily bored. My kids, of course, which count as three things. That only leaves one thing I can't live without, and I'm sure I can think of something later.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to answer the next question.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, this Friday I'm filling out this series of questions instead of jetting off to a sun soaked romantic locale to sip exotic cocktails on a white sand beach. But that could change. No, really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a public defender. I ain't admitting to nothing.
You should message me if
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You are deeply cynical in an optimistic sort of way.