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whats_your_road

29 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I am a part of all I have met" - Alfred Lord Tennyson.

"I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another til I drop" - Jack Kerouac

"Without music, life would be a mistake" Friedrich Nietze

I am Wisdom, Power, and Courage
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Experiencing it? Also, trying to take over the world each night with two precocious lab mice. Sometimes making you a great cocktail and serving you fancy french food as well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jack of all trades, Master of being the only person laughing, haha (I crack myself up).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Voice
I look like Donald Sutherland

I've been told I'm a great guy to get lost with.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Beat generation, philosophy, mythology, and fantasy.

Movies: any Audrey Hepburn movie (hey, she's great, and they just made movies differently back then. enjoy it, they're good), Braveheart, LOTR, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, V for Vendetta, Martial Arts movies, Boondock Saints, Jason and the Argonauts, Fall, and the list goes on.

Food: Nom. Enough said.

Music: Black keys, Architecture in Helsinki, Dr. Dog, Zepplin, Unicorns, Foster the People, Cults, Avi Buffalo, Radiohead, Thurston Moore, Los Campesinos, Donkeys, Vampire Weekend, Beatles, if there was a way for me to make my words get smaller and smaller until unintelligible than I would be doing that at this point...

Games!!!!!! Because it's necessary, and hopefully someone will read this and want to play one of these games with me. Hmmm, where to start. Video Games I guess. I don't game as much as I used to, although I'll throw down for almost any game, any day. I do mean things to people in Smash Brothers for the N64 (I will also race like a fiend in MarioKart 64). I used to play Halo years ago, and Zelda > all. Pretty much I'll play any video game that's not a sports game (I'd prefer to play the real thing), although I only own an NES, SNES, N64, and an XBox. Oh, I used to play WoW, but after an intense rehab session I'm better now. Other Games! Magic, D&D (although I haven't played in a few years, I still contend it's the greatest game ever made), Dominion, Settlers of Catan, Thunderstone, Smallworld, Warhammer, Munchkin, Ascension, Zombies, Apples to Apples, Balderdash, Risk, Scrabble, Killer Bunnies... y'know, I should just say that I'll play any board game at least once, and they're awesome. Oh, and I feel I should remind everyone just how awesome Zelda is, in case you'd forgotten. If you haven't played it, go out and play it now. Now! Also Bowling, Pool, Soccer, Card Games... hell, I have yet to meet a game I haven't liked. Keeps your mind sharp! Oh, and cards against humanity may be one of the greatest games to play while drinking around, just sayin...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nature
Food
Music
Love
Adventure
Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Everything in my head is me, and nothing else"

Also, how the fuck did I get to be 28? Seems like I blinked and 10 years just whizzed by...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical? Surely you jest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think I might be a figment of my own imagination.

I own the Master Sword. Don't hate just because you're jealous.

I never know what to write in messages. I feel as though they're over-thought, and prepared as though for an essay. I've typed and subsequently deleted more messages than I care to recount. The sooner I meet someone in person, the better, for both parties. Not that I can't be eloquent, and I know how to formulate thoughts coherently, there are just things you can only learn in person. So lady-up, and I'll man-up, and let's do this whole meeting in person thing (I mean, isn't that why we're all on this site anyways?).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're Princess Zelda. I fought through like 20 dungeons to save your ass, it's time we should meet.

You want to get lost with me sometime.

You want to play Magic with me. I mean, honestly, my friends Kristen and Katie can't be the ONLY 2 ladies who play...

You want to go disc golfing with me. Don't worry, I have extra discs that never go where you want them to.

OK, let me be honest. This site is ridiculous. Typically I browse when I'm inebriated, and then go do something else without sending any messages. If I check out your profile more than a couple times, congratulations, you win the "Entertaining and amusing profile!" award, and you should probably message me, because I still don't really believe that anyone actually exists behind all the profile pages on this site. Prove me wrong! I promise I'll write back to prove I'm a real person too!