OK, so these profiles take all the fun out of asking people questions to get to know them.

Here are some buzz words that will get me talking:

Colonialism
Oman
Middle East
Israel
Palestine
Zionism
Oil
The climate
Isn't __________ ridiculous?
Cooking
Sex
Teaching
Travelling
Helping
Did you see ___________?

Oh geez, what am I doing with my life, perhaps that would be a great conversation starter?

Keeping a mysterious veil cast about me, like a wizard.

I haven't the slightest clue, you tell me.

Ok top five for everything...

Books- Fiction
Survivor
The Illuminatus!
Satanic Verses
On the Road
Dharma Bums

Books- Non-Fiction
Imperial Hubris
Crisis in Islam
Terror in the Name of God
In and Out of Morocco
A Crime So Monstrous

Bands (this is the hardest)
Blitzen Trapper
Black Angels
Iggie Pop and the Stooges
Black Moth Super Rainbow
The Mars Volta

Movies
If...
A Clockwork Orange
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Brick

TV Shows
30 Rock
Arrested Development
Venture Brothers
Doctor Who
COmmunity

Food
Indian
Pakistani
Khaliji
Levantine
Mexican

I don't know, drop me on a deserted island and let's see.

Bullshit, that is all I ever think about.

There is no typical.

I am on okcupid, because I am socially inept.

You have fingers and you can type a coherent sentence.