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34 Brooklyn, NY Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Very often
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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i'm sarcastic. people say i'm easy to talk to. i know a ton of random things, so that might help. my great-great-great-great grandfather was somewhat of a canadian terrorist. the other side of the family tree were bootleggers. i have lived a mostly crime-free life so far. i have extreme hometown pride, just don't ask me to move back there. i like road trips, college sports, wine tastings, haunted houses, my scotch neat, photography, free museum night, and the idea of old coney island.
What I’m doing with my life
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i'm an art director at an ad agency. but i get to make stuff up for a living, so it can be fun. some days i want to run away and join a circus. or move to amsterdam and sell cheese.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
trivia. typography. staying up too late. knowing the optimal place to stand on the subway platform. recommending a beer. driving in the city. surviving the cyclone once a year (currently overdue).
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm not sure, but people are always asking me for directions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: the book of bunny suicides, anything by edward gorey, david sedaris, maira kalman or steven heller. and occasionally i read books without pictures.

tv: daily show, house of cards, game of thrones, mad men. anything bourdain is on. i love that girls is getting meaner and weirder. friday night lights was the greatest series ever. ny1.

food: i grew up in arizona, so mexican is comfort food to me. still searching for a decent tamale here, if you found one, please let me know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
in no particular order...
the new york times
iced coffee
public radio/tv
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what i want to be when i grow up.
how to get off the subway tracks if someone pushed me.
where i left my keys.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i steal promotional beer glasses from bars. like i said, mostly crime-free...
You should message me if
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