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35 Brooklyn, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 27
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Other and laughing about it
Post grad
Might want kids
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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i'm sarcastic. people say i'm easy to talk to. i know a ton of random things, so that might help. my great-great-great-great grandfather was somewhat of a canadian terrorist. the other side of the family tree were bootleggers. i have lived a mostly crime-free life so far. i have extreme hometown pride, just don't ask me to move back there. i like road trips, college sports, wine tastings, haunted houses, my scotch neat, photography, free museum night, and the idea of old coney island.
What I’m doing with my life
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i'm an art director at an ad agency. but i get to make stuff up for a living, so it can be fun. some days i want to run away and join a circus. or move to paris and eat cheese.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
trivia. typography. staying up too late. knowing the optimal place to stand on the subway platform. recommending a beer. driving in the city. surviving the cyclone once a year (currently overdue).
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm not sure, but people are always asking me for directions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: the book of bunny suicides, anything by edward gorey, david sedaris, maira kalman or steven heller. and occasionally i read books without pictures.

Tv: nightly show, rachel maddow, anything bourdain is on. amy schumer is a genius. friday night lights was the greatest series ever.

food: i grew up in arizona, so mexican is comfort food to me. still searching for a decent tamale here, if you found one, please let me know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
in no particular order...
the new york times
iced coffee
public radio/tv
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what i want to be when i grow up.
how to get off the subway tracks if someone pushed me.
where i left my keys.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i steal promotional beer glasses from bars. like i said, mostly crime-free...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. live close enough to grab a drink. found my keys.