I know women aren't supposed to admit these things in 2013 but...I LOVE the female privilege and am so grateful it exists. If you meet a woman who says she doesn't like the female privilege, SHE'S DOING IT WRONG!
I am great at seeing the bright side.
Old Jews love me to pieces. I am really the ideal wife for an 84 year-old Jewish man as we have everything in common.
I'm phat, not fat like my picture. I lost 80 pounds in the last year. Know what else? You hear those horrific stories of people meeting each other online and one/both parties don't look like their picture? My picture is pre-bulimia. I don't look like my picture, in a very good way. :)
The paloma cocktail convinced me that there is a higher power who loves me and wants me to be happy.
I have impeccable manners and am disappointed about what's happened to basic etiquette in American society.
I am not hot. I am pretty, classically so. I take great care of myself and will look amazing when I am 76. 38 year-old women who proclaim their hotness online are delusional.
The best day ever would be brunch at Senza, followed by shoe shopping downtown and ending with wings while watching the Buffalo Bills kick ass.
I moved to Chicago ten years ago with nothing except my dog and a crazy belief that I'd make it work. No job. No money. No family. No friends. I'm still here. :-)
I am vain, not vapid. I love Botox and am getting newer/bigger boobs. You should probably get Botox too unless, of course, you like looking old and wrinkled. Seriously though, I care about what I look like, fashion, style, etc. I expect the same from my partner.
My top five are Will Forte, Bill Clinton, Macklemore, Bob Odenkirk and Lee Corso.