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whinespectator

39 Chicago, IL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm outspoken, tender hearted, well mannered and a great time.

I'm from Florida. I'll never return but I miss it/my family like crazy.

I see a movie in the theatre every week.

I am not laid back. I am not low maintenance.

I really love being a woman.

I think personalized stationary is one of the best things in life.

My feet are pretty.

I am not fat.

I am vain, not shallow. Despite popular belief, there's a great big difference.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
strength training
traveling. I am lucky to have a flexible schedule
falling up stairs
killing it!
spending time with my sweet dog
watching smart films
going to VEGAS!
eating at swanky restaurants
watching my beloved Florida State Seminoles kick ass.
being so, so, so disappointed in the White Sox.
dreaming of spending the rest of my life in Montreal
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
staying at luxury hotels, listening, being contrary and ridiculous, entertaining, baking, getting my ass to the gym, taking risks, getting to the airport just as the doors of the plane are closing, research, brushing the dirt off my shoulders, being the best mom ever to my dog, doing it right.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my neck looks great.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I adore the Landmark, Facets, Siskel and Music Box. If it's a French film or documentary, I'll watch it. If it's in the top five at the American box office, chances are it's just not happening. I try to see at least one movie a week in the theatre.

Downton Abbey, Frontline, American Greed and CBS Sunday Morning, Shameless, 60 Minutes, Better Call Saul
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the prime rib sandwich @ Ditka's
LVAC
Prosecco/champers/sparkling wine
my momma
my dog. His name is ProudBlackBeyonce.
risky adventures
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why OKC keeps matching me with men who like camping. I am so, so, so not the camping type of woman.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting an abortion or Botox.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
younger men adore me and I adore them equally as much.
You should message me if
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you think that a woman should have as much champagne as she wants to have.

you give many fucks about your appearance, including working out at least 28 times per week. I'm not going to dinner in a cute dress and five inch heels so you can look like a slob who spends far too much time on Reddit.

YOU DON'T CARE. YOU LOVE IT.

you're a Polish guy who wears gold chains and sparkly denim.

your name is Stellan Skarsgard, Scott Pelley or Ulrich Thomsen and you know how badly I want to fuck you.

you live in the city. My very happy entire existence is in the city. I'm pretty much unwilling to leave Chicago for any reason other than vacation.