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whinespectator

39 Chicago, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 40–60
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm outspoken, assertive, tender hearted, well mannered and a great time.

I'm from Florida. I'll never return but I miss it/my family like crazy.

I see a movie in the theatre every week.

I really love being a woman.

I'm thrilled that acid washed jeans are making a comeback.

I fall asleep each night reading Longform.org.

Personalized stationary is one of the best things in life.

My feet are pretty.
What I’m doing with my life
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strength training
traveling. I am lucky to have a flexible schedule
falling up stairs
killing it!
spending time with my sweet dog
watching smart films
going to VEGAS!
eating at swanky restaurants
watching my beloved Florida State Seminoles kick ass.
being so, so, so disappointed in the White Sox.
dreaming of spending the rest of my life in Montreal
volunteering at 826.
writing dating profiles - Most of my profile is serious. I mean that. I am not sure why so many people think otherwise.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
staying at luxury hotels, listening, being contrary and ridiculous, entertaining, baking, getting my ass to the gym, taking risks, getting to the airport just as the doors of the plane are closing, research, brushing the dirt off my shoulders, being the best mom ever to my dog, doing it right.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my neck looks great.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I adore the Landmark, Facets, Siskel and Music Box. If it's a French film or documentary, I'll watch it. If it's in the top five at the American box office, chances are it's just not happening. I try to see at least one movie a week in the theatre.

Downton Abbey, Frontline, American Greed and CBS Sunday Morning, Shameless, 60 Minutes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the prime rib sandwich @ Ditka's
LVAC
Prosecco/champers/sparkling wine
my momma
my dog. His name is ProudBlackBeyonce.
risky adventures
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why my future boyfriend needs to live in the city. Dating someone in the suburbs is like having a long distance relationship.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking a cheap glass of chamers while grocery shopping at Mariano's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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my grandpa invented Soul Soil
You should message me if
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you have:

good manners

a kind heart

a crass sense of humor

a have a high libido and are committed to never having a dead bedroom.

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