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whinespectator

39 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm outspoken, assertive, tender hearted, well mannered and the most fun you will EVER have.

I'm from Florida. I'll never return but I miss it/my family like crazy.

I see a movie in the theatre every week.

I'm insanely aroused by that one Luke Bryan song, That's My Kind of Night. Who isn't?!

I really love being a woman.

I'm thrilled that acid washed jeans are making a comeback.

I fall asleep each night reading Longform.org.

Personalized stationary is one of the best things in life.

My feet are pretty.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
strength training
traveling. I am lucky to have a flexible schedule
falling up stairs
killing it!
spending time with my sweet dog
watching smart films
going to VEGAS!
eating at swanky restaurants
watching my beloved Florida State Seminoles kick ass.
being so, so, so disappointed in the White Sox.
dreaming of spending the rest of my life in Montreal
fucking the Harbaugh brothers all night long, at the same time.
writing dating profiles - Most of my profile is serious. I mean that. I am not sure why so many people think otherwise.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
staying at luxury hotels, listening, being contrary and ridiculous, entertaining, baking, getting my ass to the gym, taking risks, getting to the airport just as the doors of the plane are closing, research, brushing the dirt off my shoulders, being the best mom ever to my dog, doing it right.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my neck looks great.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I adore the Landmark, Facets, Siskel and Music Box. If it's a French film or documentary, I'll watch it. If it's in the top five at the American box office, chances are it's just not happening. I try to see at least one movie a week in the theatre.

Downton Abbey, Frontline, American Greed and CBS Sunday Morning, Shameless, 60 Minutes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the prime rib sandwich @ Ditka's
LVAC
Prosecco/champers/sparkling wine
my momma
my dog. His name is ProudBlackBeyonce.
risky adventures
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why so many men on here claim that they look ten years younger than their actual age. Nope, you really don't. And you know what else? I don't want you to look ten years younger. I am sincerely attracted to 50 year-old men who are losing their hair, are short, are overweight and are average looking. Those men are hot to me so just own your age.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting an abortion.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not really into bars. People think that's weird or that I'm teetotaler or that I must be boring. Nope. Just not into that scene.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 40–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You want to see what Joan Rivers looks like naked because I probably look like her just as soon as the clothes come off.

you're sexually adventurous, relationship minded and well mannered.

you're deeply attracted to women who wear facekinis.

you want to go to a Sox game. My girlfriends, while lovely people, are dumb/annoying about baseball. They're all about meeting dudes there and getting into the Stadium Club. It's kind of gross and desperate.

you'll indulge my obsessive love of country music.