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whippedcreem

27 M Ipswich, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
May 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I live my life like tha hippo, or zeee heeepo, claude is very philosopihical.
you see, Zee heeppopotamoose, he is not born saying, "Cool beans. I am a heeppo." No way, Joesay. So he try to paint zee stripe on him to be like zee zebra, but he fool no one. Then he try to put zee spot on zee skin to be like the leopard, but everyboody know he is a heeppo. So, at certain point, he look himself in zee mirror and he just say, "Hey. I am a heeppopotamoose and zere is nothing I can do about it." As soon as he accepts zis, he live life happy. Happy as a heeppo. You understand zis?
That is how everyone should live.

I am also a huge geek, not even secretly. Okay very secretly.
The first things people usually notice about me
My lack of respect for gravity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Walter Moers.
Also love Isaac Asimov.

I also read many comics... sorry graphic novels.

Prokofiev is amazing, but he is most definitely some sort of alien from an alternate Universe.

Every film ever made, even Sharktopus.
The six things I could never do without
Vodka Gummy bears, my latest discovery. Simply amazing.
That's actually all I require right now, I'm pretty content.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything... its so pretty
On a typical Friday night I am
People watching... binoculars and everything
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a sponge Bob duvet set.

Atleast you know you're never going to be raped by a guy that owns one of those.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you don't, whilst I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you message me now, that'll be the end of it. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.