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Last online
Jun 24
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5' 7" (1.70m)
Two-year college
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I live my life like tha hippo, or zeee heeepo, claude is very philosopihical.
you see, Zee heeppopotamoose, he is not born saying, "Cool beans. I am a heeppo." No way, Joesay. So he try to paint zee stripe on him to be like zee zebra, but he fool no one. Then he try to put zee spot on zee skin to be like the leopard, but everyboody know he is a heeppo. So, at certain point, he look himself in zee mirror and he just say, "Hey. I am a heeppopotamoose and zere is nothing I can do about it." As soon as he accepts zis, he live life happy. Happy as a heeppo. You understand zis?
That is how everyone should live.

I am also a huge geek, not even secretly. Okay very secretly.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My lack of respect for gravity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Walter Moers.
Also love Isaac Asimov.

I also read many comics... sorry graphic novels.

Prokofiev is amazing, but he is most definitely some sort of alien from an alternate Universe.

Every film ever made, even Sharktopus.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vodka Gummy bears, my latest discovery. Simply amazing.
That's actually all I require right now, I'm pretty content.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything... its so pretty
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
People watching... binoculars and everything
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a sponge Bob duvet set.
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Yoi want a wicked beat down on Xbox gah!