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whiskey_words

27 F Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
May 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My sense of direction is shit and I tend to forget where things are. Including the coffee shop I frequent almost every day.
When I’m angry I often break things. Broken things have been known to include my own foot.
I don’t date short men, particularly ones who can’t grow facial hair and listen to Coldplay.
I brew coffee strong enough to be mistaken for motor oil.
All of my favorite movies came out in the 80s or 90s.
I spend a huge amount of time adding movies to my Netflix instant queue that I never get around to watching.
I don’t see what the big deal with abortion is. I mean… no one’s protesting cancer treatment.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Goonies never say die.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Picking out shirts that make my tits look great and downing whiskey like a man. And kicking your ass at Bananagrams.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not born a redhead–fixed that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors: Haruki Murakami, Neil Gaiman, Milan Kundera, Ray Bradbury, John Steinbeck, Kurt Vonnegut, Jonathan Safran Foer, Dara Horn, George RR Martin, James Joyce, Roald Dahl, John Connolly...

Music: Elliott Smith, Sigur Ros, The Kills, Foals, Local Natives, The National, The Album Leaf, Big Star, The Replacements, Typhoon, Murder By Death, mewithoutYou, Titus Andronicus, Rocky Votolato, Spiritualized, Explosions in the Sky, Frank Turner, Youth Lagoon, Neutral Milk Hotel, Arcade Fire, Jesse Woods, Broken Social Scene, Bon Iver, Fleet Foxes, Amanda Palmer...

TV Series: Girls, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Shameless, Buffy, Firefly, My So-Called Life, Summer Heights High, Boy Meets World, The X-Files...

Movies: Matilda, Adventures in Babysitting, My Girl, Pretty In Pink, Beetlejuice...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My parents (they literally gave birth to me, thus I wouldn’t exist without them).
2. Coffee.
3. Water.
4. Coffee.
5. Peanut butter.
6. Coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much money is in my bank account?
Should I do my laundry tonight, or go buy new clothes? Which is easier?
Is anything cooler than homemade guacamole?
Did I forget to take my vitamin this morning? Can you overdose on Vitamin D?
Should I drink beer or whiskey tonight? Apple cider? Maybe vodka?
What would Mr. Feeny do?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gettin’ down… with a pizza and a bottle of wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I eat potato chips in bed. All the time.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You rinse your dishes before putting them in the sink. You read more than two books a month, can hold your whiskey, and can run at least three miles without getting winded. You're inspiring.

In the words of Hannah Horvath: "I sound like a girl who wants to go to brunch. I don't want to go to brunch. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me."