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whiskeydead

27 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Irish (Poorly), Maori (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm only looking for thots to fuck with my human condom
I’m really good at
Peeing in public, specifically pee walking
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm ignoring them because they aren't a cat or a whiskey
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Chief Keef, Dystopia, GG Allin, Satanic Warmaster, Eyehategod, Ride for Revenge, Brainbombs

I don't read books. They are just way less interesting than real life so I don't really waste my time with them.

Bring It On, Last Orgy of the Third Reich, Pantera Home Movies, Anything with Nicholas Cage

Orange is the New Black, Gossip Girl, Sons of Anarchy cuz I'm a faggot and Spartacus: War of the Damned cuz I'm a faggot
The six things I could never do without
Thots
Chief Keef
Whiskey
Pussy
Buttpussy
Substitute butthole
On a typical Friday night I am
They are all Friday night
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
You are a thot or whiskey or you wanna fuck me and my human condom