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45 Minneapolis, MN Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 34-54
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:12am
Black, White
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I can't remember how I scored the geek vs. dork vs. nerd test but regardless I'm a big geek (%64 I guess). I have a great group of friends but have found that they're all paired up, so meeting new folks outside the circle has become more difficult. I spend my free time watching movies from netflix and trying to excercise. I also spend a fair amount of time out with friends and lately split my time between the uptown area and NE Minneapolis.
What I’m doing with my life
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STILL working on the move from lackey to professional. I was the first of my friends to buy my own place so I started out as the default host for most parties. I want to get back to that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really good at procrastinating and self-deprecating humor. I am terrible at proof-reading. I've been told that I'm a pretty good cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I would have to say my height. Many people also feel compeled to figure out what ethnicity I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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As for books it's kind of random. H.P. Lovecraft, Barbara Tuchman, Robert E. Howard. So mostly pulp sci-fi/horror. Recently started reading P.G. Wodehouse. Brilliant!

Moives/TV also all over but usually lighter movies: Three Kings, Kelly's Heroes, Charade, Harold and Maude, A Shot in the Dark, Godzilla movies (not the US one), Evil Dead 1-3, Big Trouble in Little China, Buckaroo Banzai, other bad sci-fi.

music: Mose Allison, Reverend Horton Heat, Madness, Fishbone, Miles Davis, Woody Herman, Tom Waits, Tom Jones, John Legend, The Specials, the Aquabats, Post Modern Jukebox.

Foods: Pasta, sushi, Ted Cooks 19th Hole BBQ.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether a mustache makes me look like the unholy offspring of Sammy Davis Jr. and Freddy Mercury.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to corral the gang into going out. Usually I end up somewhere in uptown . If I can't find company I usually watch movies at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I started driving in 2007. I have a bunch of surgery related scars.
You should message me if
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If you like short guys that like to cook, or you consider yourself a geek and/or dork. A good match would be someone with a sarcastic, dry, bawdy sense of humor that isn't offended or rattled easily. Probably shouldn't be allergic to cats and willing to listen to bagpipes from time to time. Luckily,I don't play bagpipes myself but I do like to listen to them. Hmmmnn...maybe that's asking too much.